Karma, the good or bad luck that comes from your former acts, always occurs. To name one example: If you were a bad girl, did some bad things, swore you did it all for fun and it meant nothing. People would even go as far as to say it never happened, and if it were a secret, like, for example, when a tree falls in the forest (no one hears it). People also can say, for example, if it was a late night, and another crazy mood, and you didn't think twice what is would do to them. A specific cause of Karma is if you were a wild child, and they always knew it. A common exclaim is that it was a matter of time before they blew it. Karma commands that thou shall not lie, and thou shall not cheat, thou shall now get caught, or there is a slight chance you'll end up like me.
"Karma's a bitch, I should have known better. If I had a wish I would've never effed around. When I saw the pics of you and her I felt the knife twist. Karma's a bitch. And she's with you right now."
by Sawyerrrrr April 25, 2024
Get the Karma's a bitchmug. A computer-animated musical comedy streaming television series created by Chris "Ludacris" Bridges which premiered on Netflix on October 15, 2021
by SPrice1980 May 4, 2022
Get the Karma's Worldmug. When engaging in intercourse the man will lick salt out of the woman's anus followed by a shot of tequila and a wedge of lime retrieved from inside the woman's vagina.
'Hey Brandon want a pre-night out bang?' 'Sure Shirley but wanna get on the Tequila early' 'Sure thing Brandon we can Karma Sutra Tequila it' 'Sweet buns Shirls'
by Cisonyourface January 30, 2015
Get the Karma Sutra Tequilamug. An incalculable system used on Reddit to let Redditors post on Sub-Reddits that have a Karma Threshold. You get Karma from posting and getting Upvotes On Sub-Reddit’s that don’t have a Karma Threshold.
Person 1: Dude I got 2000 Karma off my post in r/memes
Person 2: Cool I don’t even know who you are but you are superior to me because of how much Karma you got.
Person 2: Cool I don’t even know who you are but you are superior to me because of how much Karma you got.
by EpicBigBoi January 3, 2020
Get the Karmamug. by Aquaticdog March 4, 2021
Get the Karmamug. Karma is a figment of peoples' imaginations, originally used by Hindus to get out of paying debts in a present incarnation and promising to repay them in a future incarnation. Of course, the debts were never repaid, and common usage came to define karma as bad things happening to people who owed debts from past incarnations. Eventually it was expanded to include explaining why good things happened to people who seemed undeserving of having luck. They MUST HAVE done something in a past life to have such luck in this life. Common usage further expanded this meaning to the point where we alive today use karma as an excuse for people having inexplicably good or bad luck.
Karma is just another word meaning coincidence or luck that happens in any person's lifetime. Like other usurped words, the meanings are changed to suit our own purposes. If Karma existed, Western based cultures would never have taken over North and South America from their aboriginal people, using actions like giving away blankets filled with smallpox, trading beads for entire tracts of lands, providing liquor to people who had no tolerance, decimating the main food source of the plains peoples, outright murdering whole villages, and attempting genocide by sending aboriginal children to residential schools where they were physically, mentally, and sexually abused and then saying, "Oops, we screwed up! Sorry," and as penance giving harmed individuals money when clean water, arable land, and help to recover the art of child-raising were so badly needed to keep aboriginal children from needlessly committing suicide , you can bet if Karma existed white people would have been wiped off the face of this planet. Meanwhile, unlike whites, people of colour would do whatever it took to help white people survive. No, there is no such thing as karma, and we white folk should be very glad there isn't.
by rawgod June 18, 2018
Get the karmamug.