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KICKING MITCHIE

Kicking Mitchie is when everyone facing eviction or bankruptcy from COVID 2020-related lack of governmental financial support and relief, courtesy of Mitch "Bitch" McConnell's-led retarded assfuckery of a Republican Senate, shows up their local Republican congressperson's house on Christmas Day to take turns kicking him or her in the face. And the genitals. And then the face again. Then, its a first-come-first-serve free-for-all looting festival where the angry newly-impoverished American citizens steal everything not locked down from the property while making sure to leave as many piles of flaming feces in their wake. It is assumed that so much badly-needed catharsis will be felt during Kitching Mitchie 2020 that it will be cemented as a yule-time tradition for years to come.
If you thought Juneteenth was cool, you're gonna love Kicking Mitchie. Better show up early while the gettin's good.
by Jaunty Diggles December 25, 2020
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kick the hay

Mix between Kick the bucket and Hit the hay. It means when you are going to sleep but you hope to die in your sleep
Person 1: what happened to Rob
Person 2: oh he went to kick the hay
by SilentFoxKutsu September 1, 2018
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kick yard

Going home. the process of saying goodbye, anouncing your departure.
"Man, you guyz are bare boring Im gonna kick yard" "safe man"
by Nahida September 5, 2005
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Free kick

A person who is incompetent at their job, so is offered up by their boss for “exciting development opportunities” to make them someone else’s problem. Their boss would rather have an empty chair in the office than that person.
Worker 1: “That new guy is fckn useless, does nothing and what he does do is terrible!”

Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”
by Magooo May 14, 2021
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Kick a Ginger

Official Kick your ginger friend day -5/9/20
by Real0fficial_\________ October 5, 2020
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hurricane kick

A kick so devastatingly powerful that it can only be compared to the sheer power and destruction brought on by a hurricane.
As soon as I laid eyes on the Nard Dog, I felt the insatiable urge to hurricane kick him into oncoming traffic.
by Nard Master April 16, 2015
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kick a luksa

Kick a luksa je dana kada moras udariti prijarelja koji se zove luka.
kick a luksa day- nadi frenda koji se zove luksa i udari ga
by Jasamkucke October 13, 2020
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