you last night i kelly spagnolaed
by madz1234567890 October 20, 2010
The sexiest female in the world.With the most beatiful ass so big it will get any man horny.A gorgeous body and nice tits.The definition of SEXY.
Kelly Clarkson gets me hard every day.She is my sextual fantisy.I want her to be my girlfriend.I will fuck her every day and cum on her ass.Kelly you get me HORNY every day 24/7.
by mario perez November 09, 2005
a dude who wants to pee in ur food. if you ever see him in real life and you have ur son or daughter with you grab them and run away because r. kelly will mistake them for a port-o-potty
by Shamrokk August 03, 2004
by Thats Right I Did It ;) March 23, 2011
1 "It's so cold. I'm takin this blanket in the bathroom with me."
2 "Alright, but don't R. Kelly it!"
2 "Alright, but don't R. Kelly it!"
by DurBrisingr March 23, 2008
A comic maker from the famous company The Onion. Stan Kelly is written by Ward Sutton and he is very wholesome as well.
Hippie: Stop treating animals in humanely it’s not nice!
Chad Adult: Duh!
Chad Adult: That’s because they aren’t human!
Mickey Ds Buyers: Ohhhhhhh!
Stan Kelly: Well done!
Chad Adult: Duh!
Chad Adult: That’s because they aren’t human!
Mickey Ds Buyers: Ohhhhhhh!
Stan Kelly: Well done!
by Edgucated May 05, 2021
Slang term used in Australia to describe particularly nasty fecal matter. Named after Rugby League halfback Luke Kelly, the term was originally coined by Rugby League great, Barry Harden-Upman and has become the standard colloquial term used to describe a bathroom visit.
by Gus Bojangles March 04, 2017