Kalani Berry

Being a fatass who does nothing but eat and is the worst madden player in the world

1: “your eating again, your so kalani berry!”

2: “why are you playing madden, your kalani berry at that game”

by ababababbaba April 26, 2024

Kaganobik

These creatures tend to appear in every platform with their carrot-like appereance. If you see one, RUN AND DON'T LOOK BACK!!!!!

"He showed up with a guitar, a carrot smoothie, and a pun for every song. Classic Kaganobik."

by Moonynyd January 28, 2025

Kajan

1. (v) To masturbate to someone with permission granted.
2. (n) One who seeks consent to goon ferociously

"Hey you seem really cute, can I kajan to you if that's ok :)"

by Qrooper March 7, 2025

Kajanning

The act of gooning with permission

Yo this chick is into me and is mad chill, so I’m kajanning to her feet pictures!

by Qrooper March 8, 2025

Kajan

A invasive parasite that infects male genitalia causing extreme size reduction.

I went to Thailand and got a kajan, now I have a micro penis.

by 123467($;?: dhhfn March 8, 2025

kajann

to goon to someone with permission

Yo shawty, your face is soo fine. Mind if I kajann to you?

by Qrooper March 30, 2025

zurram kaan

This word is generally used in India to describe someone who is acting like an asshole.

Friend 1: "Hey, why'd you take my curry"
Friend 2: "Cause I'm a zurram kaan, curry's all that I eat"

by Imma zurram kaan October 15, 2010