Juan

A fatass that caused the earthquakes in California and leads a Gag group called killer cartel

Juan: * jumps once*
Cali: woah a earthquake!

by Onlymesoshutup July 9, 2019

Juan

A fatass that caused earthquakes in California and leads a group of fags called killercartel oh and if he talks shit don’t confront him because he won’t be talking his shit he'll say “and so“ and walk away “

Juan:*jumps once*
California: EARTHQUAKES

by Onlymesoshutup July 9, 2019

Juan

The biggest of beaners. He can also be a very big bitch

You can tell that kids name is Juan

by The Keeper Of The gays November 6, 2019

Juan Bellesito

A mysterious Hispanic man, said to have come from Mexico or Costa Rica. He is an on the run serial killer. He looks skinny fat and wears and1 athletic shorts.

Have you heard of Juan Bellesito
“Who the fuck is that??”

by Anushandler47 November 20, 2019

Juan

Juan can be a sarcastic little bitch but can sometimes be funny. He also gets angry easily

#juanito

by BiggestYoinker November 21, 2019

Juan

He suffers from dark moods but is also inclined to deal with it by being even more busy and distracted. They may be adamant to friends that they're fine but slip into morbid terrain in private. Remembers every insult ever said to him from the age of 5. Drowns away his problems in milk and music.

Juan: hay I have a question abou-
random guy: no-one cares Juaaaaaan!!

by naaaaun March 27, 2019

Juan

A guy who was voted most likely to date a white girl in high school.

High School Student 1: hey Joshua, who's that brown lad making out with Ashley?

Joshua: thats focking Juan mate

High School Student 1: oh fuck, i'm scared of that guy

by turtle_my_urtle April 6, 2019