Juan

A jackass who likes using the word trash alot even though he is the very definition of the word.

J:Hey are you friends with Juan? F: No hes a jackass. J: yeah fuck him

by Johsndi December 25, 2018

Juan's Magic Trick

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone

Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"

by Ragu God October 16, 2022

Juan

The almighty horse that stands on a balcony.

Whisper for Juan (he has sensitive ears).

by Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp January 27, 2021

Juan

Juan is a toe loving weirdo. He comes off as gay even though he might not be. He’s extremely stubborn and can be rude from time to time. And he’s very serious about his time so don’t waste it.

Sarah- do you know who Juan is?
Chris- yea that’s that toe loving kid

by Whyiseverythingchrome February 20, 2020

Juan

A black person who thinks he is white, this name is given to black dwarfs who have down syndrome.

Person 1: Where is Juan
Juan: Down here nigger
Person 1: Shut up nigger you're not white, go pick cotton for Gustavo

by Melon Muncher/CP Lover January 1, 2023

juan and isabel

Literally the best couple out there. Always the coolest people in town, best looking couple around. You wish you could be like them but you aren’t and it’s ok. If your name is Juan, get urself an Isabel.

A: “Omg are those Juan and Isabel?”

B: “Yeah they’re so hot they shd make a sex tape”

by hotchick99hotbuffalowings January 5, 2023

Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is the top Zara Employee who is currently attempting to disrupt the rare fish market in Mongolia. Exercise great caution when using Mongolian Fishing boots near the Hawaiian Island of "poopoo."

Mateo: Yo! Juan Sebastian is gooning!
Person 2: I need to hide my Mongolian uncle!

by Anti-Tech Extremist May 6, 2024