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Jump-to-it Johnson

Someone who prematurly acts. Usually when the person thinks another individual is done with an object and makes it their own or throws it away(etc.) when in fact the individual was not through using the object.
I would have saved my seat if i knew we had Jump-to-it Johnson over here
by 2knuckleshuffle November 21, 2010
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Screaming Johnson

A man who catches a std and his johnson feels on fire. They call it the screaming johnson!
Man poor Joey got a bad case of the screaming johnson!
by Bigracks37 July 2, 2023
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Johnson Straight

When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.
Hey brah, nothing personal but I’ve never felt the urge to venture down the Johnson Straight.
by SpamMasterDude August 12, 2021
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ashley johnson

an amazing and beautiful girl. My favorite celebrity. She’s very beautiful and so sweet. her laugh is something you’ll never forget. She’s loving and funny.
someone: “did you hear about that girl who voiced ellie williams??”
someone else: “yeah, ashley johnson! i love her! she even did cgi for it! she’s so talented.”
by elliewilliamsrealwife June 20, 2023
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Boris Johnson

The aldi version of donald trump
and a national faliure

AKA: an incompetent idiot that ran the uk and failed us during 2 national crises broke his own restrictions and did a speech on peppa pig world
Person 1: I voted for Boris Johnson
Person 2: Go get a therapist
by someone_british April 5, 2023
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Donald Johnson

Somebody who who is dumber than Boris Johnson and Donald trump together
by Yol May 4, 2020
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foop johnson

Foop Johnson is what a failed YouTube channel that played mostly Facade and Yandere Simulator ends up being. Now editing for people such as The Right Opinion, they have found their true talent.
Oh hey, did you see that new TRO video?
Sweet, oh hey, Foop Johnson edited a part!
by Lithium Junkie March 12, 2020
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