Church Jeans

The least worn out jeans in one's wardrobe, reserved for special occasions such as church on Sundays. These jeans are normally utilized by those to whom khakis are considered "fancy man pants."

"Honey, have you seen my church jeans? I can put my whole hand into the holes in my other pairs."

by Krums1&4 May 13, 2016

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Reba Jean

A Mexican woman raised in Southern Cali with exquisite eyes and a mouth like a sailor. Also rad video chat, great sex and extremely funny personality. Off the charts cray cray and triple D breast loves Cuervo.

Reba jean out drank me on Cuervo tonight!!!

by Her pharaoh July 8, 2019

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Jean-ween

The bulge in your jeans that looks like a boner but is just your jeans.

‘Are you excited to see me or is that just your Jean-ween??’ ;)

by realyoungpapi December 15, 2017

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Angel Jeans

The Light Blue pair of jeans that have not been washed since the day they were purchased. These jeans are crusty enough to stand up on their own when taken off. These jeans have their own eco-system and quite literally houses millions of dirty bacteria , fungus and mold that leach off of the jeans cloth. These jeans have been dragged through mud, gutter filth and any backwater alley sewer gunk you can find. On closer inspection you can even find a many cum stains surrounding the crotch, that no one knows who it belongs to.

Did you see patito yesterday? He had on a pair of Angel Jeans that stank up the whole bonfire.

by LoonyKlepto October 20, 2021

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