Angel Jeans

The Light Blue pair of jeans that have not been washed since the day they were purchased. These jeans are crusty enough to stand up on their own when taken off. These jeans have their own eco-system and quite literally houses millions of dirty bacteria , fungus and mold that leach off of the jeans cloth. These jeans have been dragged through mud, gutter filth and any backwater alley sewer gunk you can find. On closer inspection you can even find a many cum stains surrounding the crotch, that no one knows who it belongs to.

Did you see patito yesterday? He had on a pair of Angel Jeans that stank up the whole bonfire.

by LoonyKlepto October 20, 2021

Jean Castex

Little kitty cat Macron's pussy bitch

-What a beautiful accent
-Jean Castex

by obamna6969 November 23, 2021

Reba Jean

A Mexican woman raised in Southern Cali with exquisite eyes and a mouth like a sailor. Also rad video chat, great sex and extremely funny personality. Off the charts cray cray and triple D breast loves Cuervo.

Reba jean out drank me on Cuervo tonight!!!

by Her pharaoh July 8, 2019

jean munoz

jean is like jean. she’s amazing and funny and she is very beautiful. she’s great at everything she puts her mind to. also when she is in love she’s so in love it’s crazy especially when it’s with jaden

boy 1: omg jean munoz is so flexible

boy 2: and she’s so smart

by issawholeprincess November 23, 2018

jiz jeans

act of prematurely blowing your wad in your pants before insertion ever occurs

dude I should have rubbed one out before my date with jenny. now I have jiz jeans that my mom will notice when she does the laundry......

by Ben WackinIt June 18, 2016

bar jean

The chick that looks like an STD linebacker, who sleeps with anyone in the bar. She is an Amazon woman who pretends to be drunk after one Corona, and loves younger men. She will let you fuck her anywhere, and if you can't find the wet spot, you are more than encouraged to roll her in flour. If you still can't find the wet spot anal is welcome. You can find this "lady" usually surrounded by the British. Has a bush like Sasquatch, and has the jugs of dolly Parton.

Did you see that bar Jean over there? She's on the prowl

by Kirk ass June 5, 2017

jean patterson

'That person' that never has money or cigarettes/ lighter and asks for one.

While asking they will pat their jeans as if they've miraculously left there's somewhere.

Generally a scruffy individual.

did you see Jean Patterson outside scrounging a fag?

by Janker89 September 2, 2016