November 6th: A day where any verbal attack on Jared R. Block is permitted as long as no physical harm is done.
Glad to be alive on National Attack Jared Block Day! I've been waiting all year to attack that annoying man baby!
by laparth November 5, 2020
Get the National Attack Jared Block Daymug. by Chicken50Nuggs October 7, 2017
Get the Jaredmug. Having the name Jared is basically having reached the end you are the best you have achieved everything if your name is Jared by the time you have completed life you will have made boris Johnson shut the fuck up you would have made infinate funny season of modern family you have in vented the infinate money machine you have defeated all these 9 year old internet clown who have supported jake Paul and Bryce hall and most importantly you have taken everyones girl on earth
by Best defffonitions July 31, 2021
Get the Jaredmug. Jared is the best buddy you could ever have, he no doubt has a cool car with a pathetic horn, lives with his mum, he lives of cigarettes and Mountain Dew!! He’s so cool that he wears sun glasses all day and all night, inside, outside it doesn’t matter with out them he just isn’t the same, and can’t see…
Hey you know that guy Jared? The sweaty boy, that drinks Mountain Dew like water? Yeah he’s so cool, the best bud ever! I wish I had a BFF like Jared.
by The most Methical Unicorn ever February 16, 2022
Get the Jaredmug. 
by OwOkillme September 13, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. A gay white guy who is afraid of coming out so he instead gets dominated and thrown around by a woman who resembles his mother.
Everyone knew Jared was a homo but he insisted he wasn’t even though there was footage on liveleak of him getting pegged my an ogre of a woman.
by Directx420 October 16, 2019
Get the Jaredmug.