by rudeboy_asa June 30, 2021
by blyke January 25, 2022
A German term that originated in the northern regions of Hamburg that refers to erratic and often "trainwreck" style behavior from a middle aged man. A Jan can take on many forms, but often appears in the form of coffee addiction, intern harassment, STD spread, an inflated sense of convenience, and child like aversion to common things such as balloons, rubber bands, cilantro, and condoms.
How was your weekend man? It was pretty wild I pulled a Jan, might have gotten fired, definitely didn't sleep, and now my intern won't return my texts.
by Jewsian Ancestry September 26, 2022
The most beautiful person to ever live, so amazingnly cute that it kills you if you look at him too long
by Jan pawn May 30, 2021
In Armenian, Jan is very commonly used when referring to a loved one or even someone who you admire in general. Can also be said AFTER the person’s real name. If the Armenian mom of your friend calls you this, it means you are loved, welcomed, and sometimes even seen as family.
(These would normally be in Armenian)
David: “Mom!”
David’s mom: “yes, Jan?”
Or
David’s mom: “David Jan, please do the dishes”
David: “Ok, after this round”
David: “Mom!”
David’s mom: “yes, Jan?”
Or
David’s mom: “David Jan, please do the dishes”
David: “Ok, after this round”
by Yezzir yezzir November 30, 2020