Jans

A charming guy with a big heart for children's TV shows. An absolute sweetheart though he finds it very difficult to admit his love to others. Nobody shits like him! He has a great affinity for cultures and languages which makes him incredibly open and suits his broad mindset.

If you meet Jans, you will have endless fun with his childlike humour and choice of words.

A: "Yesterday I met Jans and we had fries on pizza!"
B: "Is Jans the guy who loves dogs more than he loves his life?"
A: "Yes exactly and he literally mentioned nothing as often as that!"

by kakakolumna July 15, 2021

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Jan Gosch

He be out there in Montreux huntin wild ass pussys

Jan Gosch is a big dickhead

by misterfuckhead November 22, 2021

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jan size

something that is very small

taylor: look at this very small carrot
reilly: omg it’s jan size
tiana: haha it’s jan size

by nomms March 7, 2019

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Kremen Jan

Also known as kremen Jan, its a very rate species of stone

Its a fucking stone. Commonly used in a scenario where one sees a stone. Example:

A: Oh look a stone!
B: Oh my fucking god! Its a kremen jan???
A: Holy shit ur right dude
B: Ok
A: Ok
C: Ok

by LmaoMan123HaHa November 21, 2021

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Jan

Jan is the most gorgeous person ever. She was on season 12 of Rupauls drag race and should have won, but Rupaul didn’t acknowledge her talents. Jan is so beautiful and kind and will always put a smile on your face. Go followed her Instagram @janjanjan

“Oh wow that person is so gorgeous beautiful and kind”
“Oh really? They must be like Jan”

by Ihatefatuglywhales November 14, 2020

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Jan Håkon

A pretty good looking man. He usally get`s beaten up by his little two sisters, but he`s used to it. Jan Håkon also like men. He can`t resist thinking about other men aroud him.

If you like men, you must be like Jan Håkon!

by Seeulateraligator November 19, 2017

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