jacket purgatory

When the temp tyre is just cold enough that it needs a jacket, but you become too hot when you put it on. Thus begins the cycles of taking the jacket on and off to remain comfortable

It's cold in here, but not that cold, and I don't want to get stuck in jacket purgatory

by Cackfist January 4, 2016

Let me go grab my Dior Dior jacket

Unfunny Twitter meme from 2021 I think

The comments clowning on this monstrosity of the worst meme. Let me go grab my Dior Dior jacket

by Oil up lil broillbe there in 5 February 27, 2024

jacket juice

A very fine variety of liquor, or any liquor that can be hidden in a jacket pocket. Especially useful for dry gatherings and overpriced venue drinks.

Hey man, did you bring the jacket juice? Ill go get a soda!

Hey man pack the jacket juice. Grandma is gonna be joining us at breakfast.

This is my mother, she enjoys vodka, but she was nice enough to leave the jacket juice at home this time

by Djesjay October 14, 2016

Don't pack a jacket

A polite and sneaky way to say "go to Hell."

Upon hearing of OJ's passing, I had thought: "Say hi to Johnnie Cochran, and don't pack a jacket."

by Sascratch70 April 11, 2024

jacket jail fries

the people thst make beefy die, beefy die again, idfb, bfb, and tpot

person 1: yo jacket jail fries uploaded a new tpot episode
person 2: omg i should check it out

by camera! August 15, 2024

Jacket Crumpet

A burnt breakfast

Aww man I accidentally made a jacket crumpet.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

slop jacket

Inside out, re-used prophylactic; often shared amongst a group of gentlemen.

Bro #1 - Dawg, don't be runnin up in that skank, Jenny. She been lettin that slop pot simmer.
Bro #2 - nah, bruh, Jimmy done gimme his Slop Jacket.
Bro #1 - damn Jimmy da real hero
Bro #2 - yea Dawg for real, Jimmy a good dude

Bro#1 - yo dawg how I get to slop slums? I been needing some of that slop pot like you wouldn't believe
Bro#2 - dawg you sure you wanna go there? Do you at least gotta jacket so they.lwt you in
Bro#1 - yeah dawg, Jimmy gave me his slop jacket. Where it at!?
Bro#2 - damn Jimmy tha real hero! A'ight dawg, follow dis road and jerk a left at the snail trail, can't miss it it's slimy a muhfuhka

by DonutOpponent November 26, 2023