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jacket bitch

a term describing the person who is forced to carry one or more jackets for his/her friends.

occurs especially when friends are out shopping, or when at a party where there is no clear place to leave your jacket.
Jeff: Dude , be my jacket bitch for a minute? Ima try on that sweater over there.

Anne: Quick! Find us a jacket bitch! Standing near the drinks table with our jackets on is so awkward!
by C-Scraps December 20, 2009
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rusty jacket

This is when you leave your jacket sitting in a place where a pet of some sort can take a dump on it without your knowing of. And the unfortunate surprise of when you put on your jacket to find out that you have a turd stuck to you.
"oh my cat just gave me a rusty jacket!"

Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"
by oddjob in the shire November 3, 2010
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Buffalo Straight Jacket

When a woman is wearing her bra, and the cups are moved to over her eyes. The straps then create a straight jacket effect. The male takes his dick and mouth fucks her.
It’s date night, want to try the Buffalo straight jacket tonight?
by Liljohnson69 May 31, 2024
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Davis' Jacket Tatty

The Anus or Bumhole, sometimes enjoyed with a glass of Milk™️.
Davis' Jacket Tatty:

get your jacket tatty out.

My mate has a great jacket tatty.

Do you like Tuna mayo and beans on your jacket tatty?
by MyJacketTatty July 7, 2025
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Mahogany Jacket

When you pull out from a fresh anal sesh and find your wood covered in the brown stuff.
She treated me last night but I ended up with a Mahogany Jacket.
by UnclaimedClock February 8, 2019
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jacket jail fries

the people thst make beefy die, beefy die again, idfb, bfb, and tpot
person 1: yo jacket jail fries uploaded a new tpot episode
person 2: omg i should check it out
by camera! August 15, 2024
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