figure jar

When the figure is in sussy milk

Person A: when I was at the discord admins house I saw he had a jar in the closet-
Person B: wait a figure jar with the “sussy milk?”

Person A: y e a h
Person B: 😟

by _rosie_kun_ April 19, 2021

Jarred

-Coolest guy around

-Awesome in bed

-Funny

-Sportsman

-Big Penis

-Smokes a lot of marijuana

-Everyone doesnt mind being around him
-Drinks a shit ton

Jarred is going to kick zack's ass

by 576656rf56 December 11, 2018

Jarred

The subway pedo who started and ended his career trying to get into samller pants.

Damn subway everytime I go there that damn jarred offers my kid a footling extra mayo.

by Fortdumb March 19, 2020

Jelly jar minion

Jelly jar minion was a skin in minion rush. He was the best skin ever and fucking minion rush deleted him.

Cool kid: OMG i love jelly jar minion
Minion rush: I hate jelly jar i am going to delete him

by Tiner44 May 25, 2025

Pussy In a Jar

A man that is so afraid of getting close both emotionally and physically with women. He acts like a coward around women. His voice is trembling as if a giant cock is after him.

I met this guy at the centre and upon seeing me his face went tense as in pussy in a jar .
Jessica went on a date and she drank more than Mark - she thought:what a pussy in a jar

by TaffiB February 3, 2017

jar of mayonnaise

A usually bald Caucasian man whose personality is as bland and congealed as his condiment counterpart. Can be found mansplaining “logic” on Facebook or complaining about cancel culture while quoting Joe Rogan. Feels personally attacked by diversity and pronouns.

Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.

“Yo check out that jar of mayonnaise wearing a neck gaiter and trying to find hard working immigrants to abduct.”

by chicagocowgirl777 October 21, 2025

Jar Fiend

Someone (often neckbeards) who places figurines or collectibles in Jars and fills said jars with human excrement, such as semen or urine.

“That Neckbeard on discord places pony figurines in jars and cums in them. He’s such a Jar Fiend”

by G.Fitz May 28, 2022