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Onion Jar

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.
"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"
by dgh938peg June 14, 2016
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bacon jar

Putting the "bacon" into the "jar" ;)
Last night Tim gave me a bacon jar!!
by Bacon Jar February 7, 2018
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Pussy In a Jar

A man that is so afraid of getting close both emotionally and physically with women. He acts like a coward around women. His voice is trembling as if a giant cock is after him.
I met this guy at the centre and upon seeing me his face went tense as in pussy in a jar .
Jessica went on a date and she drank more than Mark - she thought:what a pussy in a jar
by TaffiB February 3, 2017
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Har Jar

(ADJECTIVE) A word to replace the cliche haha or lol. Can also be used to describe something, or someone funny!
*Someone cracks a joke* Har jar har jar

You are really har jar, you always make me laugh!!
by Bhavanda Be Cool February 9, 2012
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Bean Jar

Alternate name for the female gentalia.
''Dude, I totally put my Pork Sword in her Bean Jar...''
by PeeBen December 30, 2011
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Jar

He is so Jar right now.
by Kai Deepa March 29, 2011
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Jarred

Everyone has a baddie and Jarred is stuck with broad shoulders
by pdrizL May 16, 2023
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