boss kick

Boss Kick - Instructions

Step 1. Find a good opponent facing your direction.

Step 2. Run like a mad man towards him/her.

Step 3. Depending on your height, jump at him feet first from about 3 1/2 feet away, closer for shorter people.

Step 4. Plant feet comfortably on opponents face, preferably across the forehead and bridge of nose.

Step 5. Push.

Step 6. If all goes well, you should have performed an impressive boss kick. If not, you are either on the ground in front of opponent, or you got grabbed in mid-air and are in the bushes. In either case, get up and run.

P.S. It is considered rude to be boss kicked in the face. Not for your parents dinner parties.

watch it pal, or im gonna Boss Kick you in the face!
umm, what?
Read the instructions. *KICK*

by Cloak_N_Dagger August 27, 2005

The one boss

He's the best in the world always supports you no matter what he's cool relaxed and outgoing extremely clever sees things no one else does.

Hes the one boss he looks after all of us ❤️😍

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019

boss

Someone put in a managerial position. One in charge of employees.

Yo man, my boss totally fucking sucks I should kick his ass.

by shannon March 27, 2003

boss

Pertaining to the state of being awesome or cool.

JFish: Damn son that Barmitsfa was BOSS. Shit they had all those fine Jewish chicks there.
Drew: BOSSSS!!!! it'd be Fired too bad their Jewish damn.

by Drewsta T April 9, 2006

boss baby

boss baby is someone who is bossy and thinks they're superior to everyone else. also cant take criticism, so they act like a baby

is the boss baby working today?
yes, he's only here till 1 today.

by Thatonegirl625 January 1, 2020

bon bossing

the act of being academically productive; excelling in school and studies

“I aced my chem quiz today”
“You’re bon bossing”

by gardenpiano September 28, 2021

Boss Man

A name for someone who works at a yard sale.

Guy: Het Boss Man how is it going?
Boss Man: Slow but maybe it will get better.

by Fuel483slow June 17, 2022