hat wednesday

Hat Wednesday falls on the Wednesday prior to Thanksgiving. This holiday is celebrating by pelting Michael(s) with hats, in order to generate an appetite appropriate for the Thanksgiving holiday.

Dude, I bought like 14 hats for Hat Wednesday. Michael is going to get it this year.

by PotatoPartyPerson November 4, 2013

Women Cook Wednesday

It’s the one day out of the week when Jake likes to say weird shit that doesn’t make any sense to his girlfriend

Man, I can’t wait to women cook Wednesday to my girlfriend

by E Inah Pets April 7, 2021

wizard wednesday

When one trips acid during school/work on a Wednesday.

"Wow did you see James? He looked plated." "Yea he's tripping sack it's wizard wednesday.'

by Geebo9011 February 5, 2020

Locust Wednesday

a spectacular holiday dating back to 300 BC, where locusts are getting acknowledged for how fucking amazing they are. This holiday is celebrated every wednesday, so get excited or something!!!

Dude, are you celebrating locust wednesday??

what the actual fuck is that???

Goodbye.

by levarburtonxxx November 25, 2020

kelsey's wednesday night

kelsey's wednesday night (n): hectic

Hey, how's kelsey's wednesday night?

by irvingstein May 18, 2016

Wednesday

today

This is Wednesday. Today

by anonymous March 6, 2021

Greasy Wednesday

A sex act involving getting a hand job with improvised lube while in public. Typically this includes a handy given behind a fast food chain using used grease.

She gave me a greasy Wednesday behind the Wendys last night.

by TaintYanker October 16, 2025