post secret

A website where people anonymously post their sick secrets to relieve themselves of the burden. It is a very entertaining website.

Guy 1: Hey I just read about this guy who had sex with his best friend's mom and got her pregnant on post secret...... Hey look! Its a guy from around our place. Mann thats one fucked up arse.

Guy 2: Err yeahh...um...wow what a sick guy.

-comes to realization-

Guy 1: You mother fucker!!

by I Study Carrots August 7, 2009

Shit Posting

Commonly known as unconstructive or unnecessary posts.

Recently known as #dotnet_discord-net in the Discord API guild. A channel that once was a learning and knowledge foundation for the unofficial (dot)net wrapper for Discord API. Now has become the home of shitty memes, and overcompensating star posts.

Example:
sarcasmloading: async voids, == true, Still's "voluntary" doc work, visual basic, ect...
Casino Boyale: Great shit posting mate, that is ABSOLUTELY hilarious, star post that!
`$"{nameof(AntiTcb)}"`: *facepalm*

by Duane_ July 16, 2018

post-relationship

The mindset where after a serious relationship, such as a marriage or even serious dating ends, that you are not interested in entering into another relationship.

Being post relationship can either be a physiological / emotional reaction to the end of a serious relationship, or a concious choice to not enter into a serious relationship.

For an unfortunate few being post-relationship could even be declared after an unreciprocated infatuation. Them feels.

"Hey I like you and I want to spend time with you but I should let you know I'm post-relationship at the moment'.

Post-relationship

by Bruce Threethousand June 14, 2016

post modernism

A mating ritual involving an intricate non-melodic vocal performance. The similarity between this mating ritual and language used to communicate information is purely coincidental and has lead to much confusion.
Alan Sokal's recent attempt to communicate with post modernists had mixed results; the post modernists attempted to mate with Alan, but no offspring have yet been reported. Exactly how post modernists reproduce, and if they can breed with humans is still being researched.

"'Insert random noun' is a socialist construct" translates to "ooh baby, don't you look sexy. Do you like it post modernism style?"

by sinyud March 14, 2009

Post-Editing

Occurs after copy is published, and is generally practiced by management-types who declared the content acceptable before the publish date.

After the newsletter was sent to 9,000 readers, Brad found time for post-editing the copy, suggesting the removal of a highly offensive comma.

by greenweek911 April 23, 2010

post-chaste

That pure, fleeting moment after your first sexual experience when it still hasn't settled that you're no longer a virgin.

"Yo woman let's do it again!"
"Quiet, don't ruin this for me, I'm post-chaste."
"Well, hurry girl - I wanna get real nasty."

by Desmond White February 18, 2010

Post kill

When someone comments on a facebook post (status) and totally kills it for anyone else wishing to comment or like.

Somone posts about a crazy party they were at the previous night, and one of their friends (often an outcast or parent) posts about how they shouldnt be doing things like that about the totally boring night they had at their house, a total post kill.

by chillwords 356 January 1, 2011