Puddle Jumping

AN INDIVIDUAL WHO FEEDS THEIR METHAMPHETAMINE ADDITION BY JUMPING FROM ONE DOPE THE NEXT.

Did you see Shanna Schroeder the other? I seen her at Pollman's then Goodvibes then least but not last The Bears. What a Puddle jumping dope whore!

by Nutsack66 August 10, 2021

Wisconsin Love Puddle

When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.

Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!

by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021

Puddle Of Pizza

Child Rapist

Puddle Of Pizza

by Shawn mays January 12, 2025

Puddling

When a someone's anus is filled with bodily fluids and they walk and squat in a circle to push out fluids.

Miles was puddling in the living room last night and now it stinks in here.

by Cantcakes June 19, 2025

Cuddle Puddle

A phrase that can be used in whatever way meets the needs of a vindictive jealous person

Omg Janet has no clue what cuddle puddle means! Let’s make shit up on UD

by HRQueen July 22, 2025

Puddle

A nice bowl of liquid METH

Smoking puddles my friend

Let's Smoke some puddles my friend.

by CarwynIestyn July 27, 2025

Puddle Gator

A certain type of person who acts like an absolute asshole, commits crimes/felonies, and creates chaos within the community, typically found in Ghettos and poorer communities.

Started as a term used around town to describe these people and is now used by more places in the surrounding area.

Those damn puddle gators stole my truck!

by BigJohnthe3rd July 28, 2025