International Tori Day

International Tori day is on October 6th

We celebrate the glory and legacy of Tori

Happy international Tori day

Did you know today international Tori day?

by KYONÉ August 6, 2022

International Wank Day

The day of December 1st, following the month of No Nut November, where every male is encouraged to masturbate, to relieve the testicular tension of the previous month.

Person 1: Bro can you come to the game tomorrow.
Person 2: Nah sorry bro it’s International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didn’t you remind me?

by Bongonog November 11, 2019

International wolfstar day

August 3rd is international wolfstar day. We will eat moony toast and cry.

International wolfstar day is the best day ever.

by Beadylove August 3, 2021

international horse day

the day where we celebrate horses

“omg todays april 26th its international horse day”

by horsegirlallyson April 26, 2022

International Chode Day

International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.

“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”

“Yeah you’d certainly know.”

by LowerLeftAnkle September 22, 2020

International Sneeze Day

International sneeze day is an international experiment created by the North Korean government on May 17, 12:00 eastern daylight saving time. The experience was originally proposed on January third, 2023 as test for the effect it would have on earth’s core. Some say the test is flawed, because there is no way of knowing how many people worldwide actually participate. Therefore, for results to be anywhere close to accurate, nearly every person would have to sneeze simultaneously. To promote this, the Canadian, United States, Brazilian, Mexican, Chinese, Russian, and other governments deployed a plan of how to spread the word through apps such as “TikTok” and “Twitter” using bots and payed celebrity ads.

“I’m so excited for international sneeze day!” Said bob the senile man

by Uremomzgae May 12, 2023

International Britain Day

British National Day is a proposed official day for the United Kingdom and a celebration of Britishness on the 1st of May.

"Want to go drink tea and eat some crisps?"
"I'd love that, especially due to it being International Britain Day!"

by ScottishFunnyMan April 20, 2021