I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

I’m pregnant

Either the most exciting thing or scariest thing your wife can say depending on your thoughts

Wife 1: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 1: “Yay, we’re gonna be parents”

Wife 2: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 2: “OH GOSH, I’M NOT READY TO BE A DAD”

by Hamtaro June 11, 2023

Tee hee I’m so quirky

What your friend Kevin mocks because he thinks he’s better than everyone.

I hate portland= Tee hee I’m so quirky!

by Bingbingshhhbong November 11, 2019

I’m going to be a dad?

Something a buzz light year looking potato says.

“I’m going to be a dad?”

(Spoiler alert: it’s a woman saying that.)

by Buzzthepotato May 15, 2025

I’m on fire

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bro I’m on fire!
ITS NOT FUNNY! YOUR ABOUT TO BURN TO DEATH

by Luna_lily19 October 3, 2020

Nah I’m Jus

Slang version of “I’m just kidding”

Sam: bro astolfo is so hot

Jalen: yea he fuckin is!
Sam: really?
Jalen: nah I’m jus

by MlgWow October 14, 2019

I’m perplexed

I’m puzzled; I really don’t know what to do with myself. UD Jews, I’m talking to you guys.

I really don’t know how all of this is going to work out. Really bad timing.

I’m just hoping maybe some kind of event happens soon. Then I can catch up with everybody else.

The world is beginning to overtake me. I don’t know what to do.

I’m perplexed. Everything is beginning to overwhelm me. I’m really overwhelmed and confused.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023