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by John Michael Cruze November 26, 2021

welfare hotel

A ratchet-ass joint that you can buy for a relatively small amount of money and make a shit-ton of money every month guaranteed because the state is very inefficient at finding appropriately priced housing for homeless people.

To get a loan to purchase the $1.8M welfare hotel, I was told I had to provide a 30% downpayment.

Does anyone know where I can get $540,000 to help me finance the welfare hotel?

See also welfare motel

by giantturdsandwich August 16, 2016

hotel orgy

When a girl, and a guy, who work together, say in a real estate service industry, get down and dirty after drinking HARD and eating seafood.

Prior to the meeting Stemily and Jackson submitted to a Hotel Orgy by getting down and NASTY.

by Cha cha ha ha October 22, 2017

Hotel Hustler

A person who books a room at a hotel and then goes into the bathroom and takes a massive womper sized shit in the tub for the room service to clean up. Often a Hotel Hustler will do the same in the hotel's pool

look out Holiday Inn, I'm a Hotel Hustler

by AShrekle February 24, 2018

Hazbin Hotel

A show about demons attempting to become rehabilitated to go to heaven. I'm kinda shocked I actually liked it like- It really good? It does better at being a musical then Disney has in a minute thats for sure.

"Hazbin Hotel? Wtf is a Hazbin"

"Idk"

by xXXmillennialcoolXXx January 26, 2024

diamond hotel & resort

Diamond Hotel & Resort is a great hotel that makes you feel like you're home! It is a family friendly hotel on Roblox and if you ask me, I think it is an amazing hotel! It has lots of things that you can do. If you were to join their group, they would treat you like royalty! Just ask one of our customers!
Owner: What do you think of Diamond Hotel & Resort?
Customer: It's a great hotel! I get a ton of sleep and their beach is beautiful! I recommend to go there.

So how about you stop on by to get some ice cream and relax with everyone. And always remember this. Diamond Hotel & Resort is where every diamond shines.

"Oh my gosh Billy, it's Diamond Hotel & Resort! We gotta go there before all the rooms are booked!"

by Fabianaloza August 17, 2017

Hotel Hospitality

Hotel Hospitality is act of pooping on a one night stand's pillow before you make your escape. Such as to leave a courtesy mint on a hotel pillow.

Skip: "Yeah bruh I totally gave that girl some hotel hospitality this morning while she was in the shower."

Pete: "Oh gnarly, wet or dry?"

by NikkiCorpse November 21, 2014