Hella horny

When someone cuddles you without your shirt on.

Damn that wud make me hella horny😂😂😂😂

by Literallyaniggr June 12, 2018

Horny Helen

A grandmother who is wanting to bone your grandpa

I visited my grandpa at the assisted living facility last Thursday, and I walked in the room just to see a Horny Helen from two doors down going to town on old Gramps.

by Cray Cray J July 23, 2019

Food Horny

The urge to eat, when your not actually hungry, when you know something would be really good

S: "You have any nutella?"
J: "We literally ate like 15 minutes ago.."
S: "Yeah, I'm just really food horny for them right now"
J: "Say no more"

by everythingisalreadytaken December 18, 2012

emotionally horny

when you really wanna talk about your feelings late at night. Usually happens when no one is free to talk to you and you just sit there like an emotionally constipated fool.

Haven't had a heart to heart convo with my bestie about things that are going on these past few days. I'm so emotionally horny

by hoobahoo November 20, 2017

Horny and Suicidal

When someone wishes they were dead but they’re too much of a bitch and want to be choked to death by a dick/pussy but sadly they get none.

“i’m horny and suicidal”
“same bro”

by LyonIsOffline June 19, 2021

horny jail

horny jail is a place where horny niggas go cause they are being too horny aka the gulag

holy fuck ryan bah ur goin to horny jail

by thehornyjailguy March 20, 2020

Horny teen

A teen that is really engrossed in personal amusement, typically what 95% of people on the in urbandirectory are since every word now has its own sexual innuendo.

Teacher: Now class, define a tangent.. yes you Billy
Horny teen: Its when you put your penis between a women's boobs
Teacher: *facepalm* Billy do you really have to mention your needs

by Truthmaster64 September 12, 2017