Handle Scandal

When someone finds an unexplained, sticky surprise on their car door. Nobody knows who did it.

I went to leave work and there was a handle scandal waiting for me.

by FML@VL June 25, 2025

matt handle

known for dressing as a woman and hosting prosbies. one time he vomited next to brendans bed...and gaby's jacket. but its ok, we swear by him.

can you matt handle this?

by lovetomatthandle November 7, 2009

Handle Kink

When you have a kink of using things as handles.

"He has a handle kink, he told me he could cut my asscheeks off and sew them onto my back and use em as handles when he's fucking my deformed ass."

"Im going to cut your hair off and glue half of it on each side of your back and use em as handles while i fuck you in the ass"

by Bklitzed February 9, 2022

to handle

One of many verbs that is a handy euphemism for "to murder"-- used only by those used to ordering killings.

"Joey's been getting high, flashing money and mouthing off about the Brink's Job! Tell his brother to handle him, or someone will handle both of them."

by MTyeW23 July 15, 2021

giving it long handle

Drinking excessively

He's been giving it long handle since Christmas.

by Mugs52 September 15, 2013

handle

for when your shorty acting crazy, she getting out of handle

"Jaquil you see shorty right there"
"Oh nah she acting handle"

by babyfacenaibreeshcakegirl July 31, 2025

Handle snatcher

The kind of person so desperate to steal your handle that they would pick the pie fucker just to get their piece of the pie first.

The handle snatcher would try to snatch up any handle from anyone before they could have it as their handle, thus making every handle a copy of another handle if the handle snatcher couldn't just hijack the original handle and make posts after the handle had already been taken (via hacking or whichever route they take to do it).

by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022