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hand cuffs

something people use as toys to make sex more intresting
'Dude, Stacy used hand cuffs on me last night"
"word"
by xx_love_me_xx September 11, 2008
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beast-hand

V. To swat your opponent in the nuts in an upward motion, in an effort to lift them off the ground.

N. The beast-hand
After failure to settle a dispute over their gay marital affairs, Hank gave Brandon Lowry the beast-hand and Lowry could no longer produce sperm.
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Hand monkey

A person who just holds a joint and lets it burn, wasting the marijuana, instead of puff-puff-passing like a normal person.
Damn Courtney, either smoke it or pass it. Stop being such a hand monkey; you're wasting the weed.
by D.Train August 22, 2010
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Hand Jibber

Used to define an emotionless, dead fish-eyed straight back handjob.
Waitress: "Would you like anything else?"
Customer: "Well, since you asked, a slow beej would be great, but failing that, a stiff Hand Jibber would suffice while I eat this meal."
by Nsla April 10, 2015
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weak handed

Retarded ass mugfucka's. Word to confuse people.
L1-Do you know who is weak handed.

L2-Who?

L1-You.

L2-OK? (What does weak handed mean).

Ex 2.
Teacher-Why are you failing my class.

L1-Because.

Teacher-Because what?

L1-Cause your weak handed.

Teacher-Good reason. *Walks away confused*
by Woodlawn Feeder February 23, 2009
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Kill-hand

The hand that's used to kill someone. Coined by Nick Cave in his first novel "And the ass saw the Angel".
"Sucked by the gums of this toothless grave ah go-into this fen, this pit, though ah fear to get mah kill-hand wet."
-Euchrid Eucrow
by Warbucketrage June 10, 2010
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Rafa's Hands

A phrase to signify that something is over, done or completed. Originates from the infamous hand gesture given by Liverpool's manager Rafael Benetiz when his team took a seemingly unassailable 2-0 lead against Sam Allarydyce's defenisvely set up budget team Blackburn Rovers.

Often applied to similar situations, when individuals partaking in 'grog' complete a comfortable victory on Fifa (also referred to as Fifs and Fifinho).

Likely to either cause a moment of great hilarity or offence depending on the individual/s it is aimed at and the context in which it is used.
"Rafa's hands mate" (on taking a 2-0 lead with a textbook Fifa goal from a cross after a barrage of attacks).
by Montgomerie May 18, 2009
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