Wet Hampster

A bad ass beverage to consume the day after you've been rearended from behind by an old man ( in a non-sexual way) at a complete stop at a red light!

Wet Hampster to be made as follows

Kahlua
Baileys
Rumplemintz

add liquor all equal parts in mixer cup with ice shake vigorously then pour over a glass of ice and garnish with a dead hampster you've found by the front counter of a stripclub!

Taylor: " like I'm at this redlight wasted at 2:30 am and this oldman who's totally sober runs right into the back of my car at a deadstop"

Estee: " omg did the popo come?"

Taylor: " hell no I'm like DUI or sleep? Hmmm I'll take the sleep and dream of my wet hampster !!!"

Estee: " Good call !!! "

by Drunk billiards June 14, 2010

pants hampster

A pants hampster is a hampster that totally studly guys keep in their pants to impress hot chicks.

Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.

Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.

by scodder May 13, 2010

Hampton

A city located in SouthEastern Virginia. This is a place where all who venture into its city limits will immediately notice their lungs becoming clogged by the thick smog that resonates so profusely here. Due to the cities own natural filth, all of its residents are extremely depressed which accounts for Hampton having the nations 2nd highest suicide rate, only falling behind Seattle. The overwhelming stench of the Hampton air smells like decaying blue crabs and hooker residue.

To sum it all up Hampton is a filthy city and you should roll up your windows and lock your doors when driving through it.

Lu: Do you know anyone that lives in Hampton?

Ben: I knew this guy Adam, but he jumped in front of a bus.

by Brasco December 2, 2007

Shower (or hamper)

A person who watches his sister(or brother) in the shower.

Hey shower, quit watching your sister!
hey hamper, quit watching your brother!

by aqui May 13, 2005

Italian Hamper

When Tony takes his boyfriends dirty underwear and stuffs as many pairs as he can into his mouth.

Please, eat more hot sausage and stop wiping, I'm a real Italian Hamper dammit.

by tony May 13, 2004

hampire

A fat psychobilly girl.

"Check out that hampire! Her tits are almost as huge as her hair!"

by LexiconDevil July 2, 2008

hampton

a hockey term referring to a blatant, unearned rebound goal, where the goalie has no chance of saving it, and the player has no chance of missing it. often occurs when a player waits in front of the net all game waiting for a rebound

man that hat trick would have been nice....if your goals weren't all hamptons

by don cherry September 13, 2008