alexander hamilton

it is an american sex act where you stick a quill up someone’s mouth and fill their ass with ink.

i love doing this with my homies and you should too!

bro 1: i just gave my gf an alexander hamilton
bro 2: no way, i wanna get alexander hamilton’d too man!

by sadist shitbag August 26, 2022

louis hamilton

this may or may not be the name of a popular formula 1 racer.

"Did you hear what Louis Hamilton did yesterday?" "No, I didn't, what happened?" "I forgot"

by bigmonkeys14 February 27, 2023

Luke Hamilton Jimmy Rodgers

HE IS THE GOD. HE WAS CREATED AT THE START OF THE UNIVERSE.

Who do you worship? Oh I worshup Luke Hamilton Jimmy Rodgers.

by jackka April 25, 2023

Karissa Hamilton

The most beautiful girl on this earth, she always knows how to make you smile, and has great booty. Everything about her is perfect.

Karissa Hamilton is my girl

by Phantomleviathan June 24, 2023

Alexander Hamilton

A bastard orphan son of a whore who doesnt throw away his shot. He met 4 friends his first friend was Aaron Burr, the damn fool who shot him. Alexander was the 10 dollar founding father without a father. Alexander cheated on Eliza Schyler cause he wanted pussy still. Then his son died then he died. Lol

Alexander Hamilton: bbg i cant leave. Eliza Schyler: ok pookie bye i trust you. Maria Renyolds: ok pookie bbg give me smex. Alexander Hamilton: ok

by Babagrillwuas October 19, 2023

Evan Hamilton

Sexiest man alive
Very hot

That is an Evan Hamilton over there.
You see that Evan over there (I want him).

by original_hams April 14, 2024

Dan Hamilton

A guy with all the love in the world to give, just to several people a day. He’s a guy that will spoil you until you’re hooked then rip it all away. He’ll overstep the line, just for shits and giggles, and take no accountability for it. Suddenly you’re just a thorn in his side, an occasional convenience, nothing more…

That guy is a total Dan Hamilton, don’t get involved or you’ll get hurt

by VanillaGurl January 27, 2025