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like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk

Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.
"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

hot dogging 

when a male rubs his penis between another male or female's butt cheeks with out penetrating the anus.
Jack hot dogged Sally untill he blew his load.
hot dogging by Weird Mal November 17, 2003

hot dogs or legs? 

meaning you are on holiday and your legs get so tan that you decide to draw yellow and red lines on snapchat and caption "hot dogs or legs?". People have to guess if they are hot dogs or legs.
*snapchat*
You: "HOT DOGS OR LEGS?"
Friend: "Hot dog???"
You: "WRONG! Legs!"
Friend: "Frick, you are tan!"
You: "Thanx Gurl! Cya!"
hot dogs or legs? by cwislolx October 17, 2014

license to sell hot dogs 

your fly is open and your dick is hanging out
hey buddy, do you have a license to sell hot dogs?
license to sell hot dogs by Budi September 23, 2007

As American as Hot Dogs and Hip Hop 

Derived from the phrase "As American as hot dogs and apple pie". Both hotdogs and Hip Hop were originated in America, Hip Hop started in the South Bronx.
Once there was a street artist who got busted by a cop. The intricate graffiti was displaying George W. Bush as a mass murderer, with a chainsaw, attacking cripples and little nerd children. And then the cop went ape shit. Or... pig shit.
Cop: This is filthy! Like a wall of... turds! Filthy! You're bashing The Dubbya.
Graf Writer: Its symbolic. It shows Bush killing all the innocents... with this war that cousin-fucking hillbilly started.
Cop: You little... spraypaintin'... turd! You are Un-American!! Bashin' the Dubbya!
Graf Writer: I'm as American as hot dogs and Hip Hop.

hot dogger 

A person that does something spectacular when something much easier would have done the trick quicker and more efficiently. Hot dogging is the verb.
That baseball player dove for the ball, what a hot dogger!

Anderkon, you wild man your such a hot dogger!
hot dogger by Plantus November 10, 2006