Holiday girlfriend

is a girl you meet abroad and then when you go back to your home country you talk to her through email and social media. If you like her a lot you may book another flight to go back and see her.

While abroad I met a holiday girlfriend and now I'm thinking about saving money to go back and visit her in a few months.

by Bill Beef July 3, 2025

holidayus

On the 17th - 30th of August, if your friend/s go on holiday, you must call them daily throughout said holiday. People born in the holidayus area will have so many awesome gifts for their birthday, like holidays!

"Your bestie is calling"
Bestie: wassup!

Bestie 2: why are you calling me? We only just landed in Athens.. My birthday is tomorrow and we holidayus bitches need our beauty sleep!

Bestie: you need to update me on everything every day! No exceptions!

Bestie 2: I'll do my best! See ya!

"Hangs up"

by the local slut of England August 14, 2025

Holiday'ed It

To take a problem (that may not exist yet) and through a series of decisions (intentionally or not) make the situation worse.

Hey Jim the toilet had a weak flush now it sprays liquid shit across the bathroom every time I turn the light on. You really holiday'ed it!

by HonestDiction August 20, 2025

Holiday Oil Dam

The act in which a person places a rubber bung 2.4inches deep in their asshole at 12:00 am on December the 1st. The person then proceeds to glue or tape the bung in place. Then without breaking or removing the bung to prevent the release of faeces from the body. Then at midnight every day bring the bung out 0.1 inches every time until on Christmas Day or 25th December, take it out in which an oil like shit stream will be released like an oil filled dam.

Jared- Yo bro are you doing anything special this Christmas?
You- Yeah man i am participating in the annual Holiday Oil Dam
Jared- Your a weird guy you know?

by Dinomax65 October 17, 2025

Holiday docking

When two men penetrate both ends of a prime rib and climax in the meat marinating it from the inside.

Me and my friend Owen tried holiday docking a prime rib and the rest of the family loved it.

by Hagy#3 December 21, 2025

Holiday docking

When two men penetrate both ends of a prime rib and climax marinating it from the inside.

Me and Owen tried holiday docking the prime rib this year and the rest of the family loved it.

by Hagy#3 December 21, 2025

holidayzilla

A suburban, middle-aged white woman who undergoes a terrifying seasonal transformation the second Mariah Carey hits the airwaves. This festive tyrant views "joy" as a mandatory requirement and is fueled by eggnog, peppermint candies and Hallmark movies. Her home is a high-stakes winter wonderland where a single misplaced ornament or a slight deviation from the holiday itinerary triggers a total emotional meltdown. Usually accompanied by a husband who is one "jingle bell" away from a complete psychological collapse.

Bro, I can't go to the game on Sunday. My wife went full Holidayzilla because I bought the wrong shade of white lights.

by Weixp386 December 23, 2025