guard

hell on earth the wost tidious boring equivlent of but sex with an elephant

GUY 1:Hey dude how did you enjoy your 6 hour guard shift?
GUY 2:IT WAS AWSOME I STARED AT ROCKS AND CONSIDRED OFFING MY SELF.
GUY 1: HMM I SLEPT THREW MY SHIFT.
GUY 2: I hope an elephant sneeks up and butt fucks you while u sleep next time so you fell my pain.

by Mad Cow RJ April 25, 2008

color guard

see my definition of colorguard because I'm not in one i spelled it as one word...

I'm in the band :-)

by Kaytee P January 14, 2004

Wilderness Guardians

A bunch of homosexual gamers who cant win any war, and play MMORPGS.

"Hey Mr. Glenn doesn't your clan The Wilderness Guardians suck at warring other clans?""Hey Shadow Elves, we really aren't that great." "Wg Pride"

by Pro tank March 15, 2009

Guardian Angel, Mary Mother of God…

PART 2

---These people will drive you NUTS!!!!
---These people are gonna drive me NUTS!!!
---Your Soul Mind will blink into nothingness
---“Here comes The Church of Madness” . . . Inkubus Sukkubus
---Yeah, what’s that about
---They Ran Out The Country
---They’ll be dropping off like flies . . 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14…
---It’s a Ruse World
---I’m stuck in a Ruse World . . . for the vindication process up until my Name Day!!!
---They just Ruse up the bus, Ruse up the joint. . .
---It’s a Ruse World with Trick Ruses + + Soulless People
---Ruse Voice +++ Ruse Life +++ Ruse Fate
---This That and The Other
---Keravnous - - Lightning!
---Only the Silent Ruse knows more about the Ruse World than the Trick Ruses
---Who cares!!! VINDICATED!!!
---Trick Ruses need to Vindicate themselves from all the Shams that they do!!!
---Vindication Time! ! !! ! !
---Fix this World!!! Fix this Planet!!!
---Double Meaning == == Role Playing
---Double Meaning Secret
---Schizophrenic Soul Minds
---Schizophrenic Soul Mind Games
---Paranoid Schizophrenia
---Wall of Shame
---Something went wrong
---Whose a Lunatic NOW!!!
---One Word “GREEDY” !! !! 07/07/07 -– Avaritia --
---Their Soul Minds are in HEEEEEELLLLLL!!!!!
---PAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!!
---Pain and Torture for BLASPHEMERS!!!
---It’s Heaven and Hell - - - Dio/Black Sabbath “Heaven and Hell”

---03/18/07 - - - “It’s The Fear” - - - Within Temptation - - - “It's the Fear of the Dark
It's growing inside of me, That one day will come to life. There is no escape, Because my Faith (FATE) is Horror and Doom.
---Pisti == Faith!
---Panagia Mou, Sosona Ton Satana
---Ruse Fate + + Ruse Life + + Trashy little trampy earth path + + Trashy little trampy ruse path
---Silent Ruse Charmed the 11th Floor <<< -- PWND
---Meeting 5:30
---The 11th Floor Trick Ruses have “LOSER” stamped right on their forehead!!!
---Guilty!
---May whatever God you be-LIE-ve in, have mercy on your Soul Minds
---Three Three Three - - - Three Three Three --- It’s always Three Three Three - - -Three Three Three - - - Three Three Three - - -
---They are Aliens from the 13th Planet <<--<<-- Trick Ruses
---You can NEVER pray to ALIENS from the 13th Planet to vindicate yourself from your own life's problems, mistakes, paranoia, Debt, etc… Trick Ruses have to Vindicate themselves with all the Shams - (everything you have done wrong) - on THIS PLANET...
---2 in the back of the head, so you know they’re DEAD!!
---That was a Trick Ruses in the Mirror
---Have a Good Nite, Buddy
---Now you do what they told ya … Now you do what they told ya … … Rage Against The Machine -- “Killing In The Name”
---Go Home, Sleep Soul Mind
---X it out - - - X’ ing out one’s memory - - - in a Ruse World
Guardian Angel, Mary Mother of God…

by blthrskt December 10, 2009

Guardiola'd

To be 'pep'd' or 'peppered' or 'tired'

Derived from the name of the FC Barcelona manager Pep Guardiola

Tom: Man, my shift at work was 12 hours, i'm absolutely Guardiola'd!

by Asherj123 March 27, 2011

shaft guardians

basicly another way to say balls sometimes regards to the balls being tight and close to the shaft. I started this saying in Alton NH US in school cause i get lotsa rep for coming up with words/saying like this

hey get away from the shaft guardians bitch !!

by left shaft guardian February 8, 2008

Gash Guard

Otherwise known as a sanitary napkin (the press on ones)

"Please dispose of all Gash Guards in the bins provided"

"Do not flush the gash guards down the toilet"

by LillyPickins March 4, 2009