Grease Drying

When you are unable to wipe after a hefty shit so you just leave it there to dry - the ass version of 'drip drying'.

Dude, i was on a road trip and totally had to unload so i went by the roadside but had no bog-roll so i had to do some grease drying!

by Silverlynx April 23, 2019

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Homo-Grease

Ted Pawlick and his coaching styles

Ted, Teddy and The Mounties are all Homo-Grease

by Gangsta47 October 01, 2009

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most dirtiest, greasiet, smelliest person you know

rachel is such a grease-monkey

by ci4r4L0L November 28, 2020

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A woman who blows black men. Mostly for drugs, but sometimes for money or pleasure.

I hope you didn't kiss that grease gobbler.

by Klingpin February 11, 2015

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Trying to decide on time and place to have some pre drinks before a night of debauchery

Hey boys/ladies where are we going "grease the gears" tonight?

by myboyblue! May 14, 2016

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Using any impromptu, closest available, not labeled as a lubricant, lubricant as a lubricant during ass play.

"Eve, we dont have any astro-glide, but we have olive oil."

"Just grease the griddle, Adam."

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The act of ejaculating on a female or males thies and spreading it around (preferebly large humans) and placing your penis in between them.

Dude, remember Eliot and Justin's ex? I was greasing the hams last night

by big fizzle g December 18, 2008

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