governing

Step by step guide:

Step 1 - do the lady from behind

Step 2 - just before the point of ejaculation withdraw, then spit on her back

Step 3 - as she turns round with youthful optimistic naivity, you totally spaff yer load in her face (and preferably hair)

Step 4 (optional) - punch her in the face

by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003

Government Job

A typical venue of legal employment, characterized by hourly wages, labor taxation, and usually a timeclock, as opposed to working under-the-table, straight commission, or illegally.

This heat's too much, 'cuz. When I get back maybe I'll just get me a government job somewhere and quit trappin' for at least a little minute.

by Charlie the legit hustle April 16, 2006

Govindia

Govindia is a synonym of the adjective "Pakistani", referring to someone from the country of Pakistan.

Stop being such a Govindia, Gayathri.

by Soda P June 12, 2009

Government of Canada

silly clean humour that rates worse than a dad joke

Lewis: "hey did you hear the one... insert bad dad joke"
Ralph: "Dude. Lame. That was so Government of Canada"

by mo-a February 8, 2005

governing body

The ruling class of the cult known as Jehovah's witnesses! Not required to follow the same rules as everyone else in the group! Before you study with these false prophets please please please do some extensive research into their beliefs!

Wait a minute how come your kid is going to law school and the Watchtower is PAYING for it?

Cause I'm on he governing body and I'm better than you!

Fuck you and your cult I'm out of here!

by mkr32208 May 24, 2006

governmentese

supposedly jargon held to be characteristic of government officials;

a language spoken by government employees and their conntractors for the purpose of accomplishing as little as possible over the longest period of time

First Known Use of GOVERNMENTESE
1944

Q: "Why doesn't someone just fire this guy?"
A: "He's the only one who speaks Governmentese. We would have any public school contracts without him."

by hipoint93 September 1, 2011

Govfag

guv-fag
1. One who runs the nation (into the ground) while really going by his or her own agenda. In modern times, the Govfag is celebritized by the media (controlled by Govfags) and spends the majority of his or her time by limiting the freedoms of the people, abusing powers, indulging in prostitution, enjoying corruption, and by thinking of how many different ways he can waste tax-payers' dollars. Govfags come in all shapes and sizes, but are usually rich, close-minded, and completely clueless on what is best for the majority of nation. Govfags live in excess and are adept at lying and embezzling.
2. One who should fear the people and imminent revolution.

"I find it ironic that the Govfags are perpetuating and implementing the same essential tyranny that the forefathers fought for freedom from."

"America: Land of the free*...and home of the Govfags."
*terms and restrictions apply

"My computer is running slow. It must be the Govfags invading my privacy."

"Fuck democracy!", proclaimed the Govfag.

by AnonymousWasTaken September 23, 2012