A very annoying bitchy woman (sometimes with an extra large or vast nose) who has a goony nature or look.
WOW! Who would have mushroom stamped that titted goon!
by Mike Ainsel September 09, 2006
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A group of three girlfriends who get together, drink, smoke and laugh. Named for an accidental text message received by one of the girls that said "yo, what up goon squad? This be Dre from the club"
by goonie #1 October 17, 2009
Omega Gooning is when an individual reaches climax and screams "IM ABOUTA B....B.....B.B.B.B BBBBOOOIIIIDDDDD!!!!!" Typically when omega gooning an individual will be gooning normally until he views a specific piece of pornography and omega goons.
"IM ABOUTA TO OMEGA-GOONING!!! OMYGOD AGHGHGHGHGHG AHHHHHHH!!!!! *Splat* EEWWWWWW I JUST OMEGA GOONED ALL OVER MY DORITOES!!!!!!!!!! IMABOUTAHOPONDANBOID!!!!!!!!!! wait........... im about to...... imabouta....... BOID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SPLAT GOOK SPLURP* OMYGOD I JUST BOIDED ALL OVER MUH CAT AGHGHGHGHGH!!!!!!!!!
by GayMaker July 23, 2023
At parties typicaly house parties the guy who is always doing keg stands and being loud garnering attention drinking all the beer and looking like a goober dick.
"Wow Todd is all over that kegs nuts and already broke a table..."
friend: "He is so dumb, defintly a keg goon move."
friend: "He is so dumb, defintly a keg goon move."
by morningwood0023 December 07, 2009
"That fucking GOON-BRO just stole my shoes." or "Get your GOON-BRO ass out of here, and my television while your at it."
by Asslickingcockgoobler September 11, 2009
Colleague 1: "How's the big report going?"
Colleague 2: "Mark hasn't been has dropped the ball and let the deadline slip, I'm going to Goon Drop the CEO so he hurries the fuck up."
Colleague 2: "Mark hasn't been has dropped the ball and let the deadline slip, I'm going to Goon Drop the CEO so he hurries the fuck up."
by GoonDropBear December 11, 2019