gooch berry

Ball of poop that gets stuck in the area between the balls and butthole aka The Gooch
As I went down to teabag her a gooch berry fell into her mouth
by gooch berry September 30, 2013
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double gooch

Double Gooch- "What you see from behind when a girl is getting DP." -Matt Browning, MGMT Pinks, West Gray
by matt.b.talks.loud December 22, 2013
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Gooch Swamp

When the area in or around the taint is so built up with Goochy Goo that it develops its own ecosystem. Usually mold or fungus.
Shizzle hasn't showered in so long that I can smell his gooch swamp from a mile away.
by Reef.BlastBody July 13, 2017
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Gooch Coach

A continuous lick from the anus to the right nipple of a male or female
The key to a mans heart.

Hey girl I've got you a ticket on the Gooch Coach
by ElDonkle March 10, 2014
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gooch licker

An unsavory homosexual who gets great pleasure from licking up gooch sweat in an equally unsavory man who's hygiene would be described as horrible at best.
Friend 1: Did you hear about Nate last night?
Friend 2: No man, what happened?
Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and him and Kobe ended up in the same bed.
Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.
Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other gooches.
Friend 2: That's disgusting, fucking gooch lickers.
by McMurray McMuffins August 15, 2011
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gooch rott

by Anonymous September 16, 2003
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Gooch Punch

A delicious beverage mixing enough vodka with fruit mix to knock any living creature unconscious, including Whales.
Purportedly used in Nuclear weapons and Napalm.
Said to be 300% alcohol by mass.
Not to be confused with Gooch Juice
That sort of coma is usually associated with 2-3 sips of Gooch Punch.

A cup of Gooch punch has about the same kick as a 105mm artillery shell.
by dßoý October 28, 2010
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