River Gorilla

A drunk, unattractive, usually rather large female found floating down a river relentlessly searching for a mate, free beer, free food, and/or free cigarettes.

First discovered on the Comal River in New Braunfels, TX; River Gorillas have been sighted on rivers all across the US.

Close relative of the Swamp Donkey.

Greg tied a Keystone smothered in pork grease to his fishing pole in hopes of catching himself a River Gorilla.

by dongkeeekong April 5, 2009

Firey gorilla

When you fornicate with a hairy Mexican woman after lighting her on fire

Hey joe what did you do this weekend? I gave lupé a Firey gorilla.

by Spartan9700 February 4, 2014

mountain gorilla

a cute huggable gently giant

i want to see a mountain gorilla

by big Zebop November 13, 2020

Turbo Gorilla

The speed of a Cheetah and the majesty of a gorilla

“Wow what’s that on the horizon”- person 1
“Well by friend. Behold most dangerous animal in all of Africa, the Turbo Gorilla. The unholy result of a gorilla doing the horizontal hug with a cheetah.“

by Ventrex14x October 4, 2020

Vsco Gorilla

A gorilla that says sksksksksk, wears scrunchies, drinks out of a hydroflask and uses reusable stuff luke metal straws so they can save the turtles 🐢.

Guys look over there its a Vsco Gorilla i have never seen one before

by Nuggetas October 3, 2021

antonio goria

The best human on earth

He is amazing, hot, sexy, funny, has amazing hair, very popular,smart, the best, and so fucking cute, if you know him, UR VERY VERY VERY VERY LUCKY

He is the 1

Antonio Goria is the sexiest and the cutest! He gives you answers on homework, he won’t ever leave you, he will defend you no matter what and if u need it, antonio will rob a bank for you

Which is why antonio Goria is the best

Omg look it’s antonio goria
He’s so hot I want him as my bf

by David’s brother December 24, 2021

Small gorilla

A fast intense gorilla tag player. His jukes are so clean

Small gorillas is so good

by Small gorillas February 26, 2022