Green Gobbler

The act of simultaneously picking your nose and receiving oral sex; this act tends to result in the need to place the booger in her hair.

Eh Brah, I was gettin killer head from my girl but had a mean ass tar ball up my nose.

Sick man. What'd you do?

Only thing I could, pull a Green Gobbler and gave her a haupia cream glaze.

by ZerrinMa September 27, 2011

Glizzy gobbler hammy

A glizzy gobbler hammy is when you eat the the ear cheese from behind your ears to see in the dark

Wow! My glizzy gobbler hammy made me see all the bugs in my room night.

by M@thaB*|+( November 23, 2020

Slot Gobbler

A couple of lesbians who love oral.

I’ll bet they are a couple of slot gobblers who love beaver. Origin a writer named Ed F.

by July 30, 2023

Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler

When a dog mercilessly licks mashed banana from between your nasty toes

Ya bruh I lost a game of cards… had to endure a Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler. I cried

by mrs-bulldops July 09, 2023

Hanging gobbler

A women’s vaginal flap

Hav you seen her hanging gobbler?

by Clappyflaps June 12, 2022

Pudding Gobbler

He/she who as a primary hobby, enjoys the comsumption of semen ; Pudding Gobbled, Pudding Gobbish, Pudding Gobbee

Once the shit-dicking was complete, the two pudding gobbler's spent the afternoon man touching

by BigRob(br) March 10, 2010

Sloppy Gobbler

When a rock climber's hand slips from a sloper (sloping handhold) causing a fall.

I nearly got that route but the sloppy gobbler got me on the krux.
I was just gobbled off by that sloper.

by Boulderman December 10, 2014