goat bait

Making people become your friend because you have goats and then you you get rid of the goats.

Steph: I only because friends with you had had goats but then you got rid of them.
Jon: I'm telling ya I'm goat bait!

by Dat_cracker_Jon March 14, 2017

bathtub goat

1. Pic a girl sends a guy instead of a nude.
2. Pic a girl sends when he asks for nude and she's not interested.

I asked her for nudes but she sent this bathtub goat pic instead.

by TavG April 19, 2020

Ultra Goated

Greater than Goated

Wilfred Bony is Ultra Goated

by Alfredo Morelos January 10, 2021

Goat Throttler

A very twisted and sick individual who has an extremely deviant and sexual interest in hoofed animals.

That man ain't right. When we went across that field with cows in it I swear he was salivating. That weirdo is a definite Goat Throttler.

by Za Cosmic Clown February 27, 2022

goat lipped

Visibly upset.
Frown face.
Mad.
Pissed.
peaved.
perturbed.

The look on a quarterbacks face when his reciever drops the ball; that's goatlipped.

I dedicate this submission to my late granny who was the only person I ever heard use the phrase "Why are you so goat lipped, sweety?"

Miss and love you granny boots!

by rubtwostix January 2, 2012

Totes for goats

Means totally or awesome!

Yeah man! That’s totes for goats!

by Black kitty cat May 19, 2020

goat face

Not that my face is a goat's face, or my head is a goat's head. My face is an entire goat.

Marzipan, look. This is goat face. I have a goat for a face.

by bowser724 February 22, 2008