Teardrops on my guitar  

One of Taylor Swifts best songs

Hey do you know what Teardrops on my guitar is?
Ya its the best song ever

Teardrops on my guitar by sivvy22lou February 6, 2009

Guitar Hero ramble

The act of or talking in complete shit, while playing the game Guitar Hero.

While playing the new Guitar Hero 3 game, my friend, Josh Duncan, started shouting Guitar Hero ramble. Which in return made me mad, because i was asking him about Bebo, and the genius that he is answered, "Chicken."

Guitar Hero ramble by Josh Beck December 16, 2007

Fanny Guitar

(Australia, Britain) - Female Masturbation
The act of strumming one's own female sex organs.
Often results in pain due to friction after a particulalry energetic session.

US Adaptation: Pussy Guitar

Olivia: What are you doing over there Linda?
Linda: Nothin much just playing a bit of Fanny Guitar

Ness loved nothing more after a hard days work than to strum her Fanny Guitar

Fanny Guitar by Lisa Rossi July 20, 2008

Guitard 

A retard that tries to play the guitar but fails like all retards do.

That guitard really sucks at playing the guitar.

Guitard by EMRAT February 18, 2003

guitar sweep 

(v.) a type of guitar scaling where you pick like slow strumming and switching to the next note by canceling the sound of the previous note

Matt Heafy from Trivium was demonstrating his guitar sweep section on the Guitar World video.

guitar sweep by DeeGeeKei October 15, 2008

Slur guitar 

Something some retard pulls out of his ass because he doesn't know what slide guitar is and tries to sound like he knows what he's talking about.

Girl: I'm a slide guitarist
Douche: What's that
Girl: -explains-
Douche: Oh I do that too sometimes. I just thought it was called slur guitar.
Girl: Right.

Slur guitar by Assgrassapples April 27, 2009

brown guitar 

the act of fisting ones asshole and then once your inserted you flick the nipples and move your fingers around as if your were playing a guitar

bobby was giving renee brown guitar lessons last night

brown guitar by iloveplayingthepinkguitar December 28, 2009