German Jetstream

To ejaculate into a partners face through the use of a high power fan, rather than traditional means.

Speculation of the origins of the German Jetstream date back to WWII, where it was thought that Hitler would use the German Jetstream on Eva Braun. The use of this technique allowed him to taunt allied attacks with threats of Advanced German Jetstreams. It was believed to have been a plausible origin, as he was able to conquer europe by jizzing into a fan.

You're fucking a girl, and right before you cum you bring out a fan. You jizz into the path of the fan, thus hitting the females face through indirect means by way of the breeze. Afterwards you ask the female "how was that German Jetstream?"

by I Hate Kuwait 112 April 27, 2010

Circle Germ

Like a circle jerk, but everyone involved has communicable disease. Usually STDs.

Hey Joe, lets find us some hookers and have a circle germ.

by Stanky Murphy January 23, 2005

german

The language that is a bit weird. I love you in german sounds more like I will hit you with a shovel.

English: Pen
German : KÜGELSCHREIBER

by PROACAN_ February 13, 2017

Gerasimov Doctrine

Combining military, technological, information, diplomatic, economic, cultural and other tactics for the purpose of achieving strategic goals.

Russia: "Hehe Gerasimov Doctrine go brrrrr"

Ukraine: "Noooo you can't do that!"

by Gerasimov1992 January 22, 2022

doing my german homework

Euphemism for the act of masturbation, usually given by someone who has never taken German in their life

Randy: Just finished my doing my German homework.
Steve: Right on man
Alice: But you aren't in German

by venus88 September 21, 2009

Paris Saint Germain

Also known as PSG by the fans. Greatest football club in the world(real football where you actually use your feet).
Only (good)team of the French capital. They play at the "Parc des Princes" a beautiful stadium. L'OM is its main rival and Paris has fucked them in the last 3 years.
Winners of 2 european C2 cups, and various French Cups and Championships

Cmon Paris Allez Paris

by Ronto November 7, 2004

German War Machine

The act of putting your fist into ones rectum and opening and closing it violently.

I heard John gave his girlfriend the German war machine last night.

by Datcooldude420 November 20, 2016