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German flag

When a person is defecating and urinating at the same time while they are on their period. The colors of black, red and yellow representing shit, blood and piss accordingly.
"yo i just had a German flag at the tpoilet it hurt like hell"
by Nickisbitch September 29, 2023
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German wax

The pubic hairstyle where there is no hair left, worn by more women than men. This result cannot only be achieved by waxing, but also by shaving, plucking and depilating or by permanent techniques that involve either chemicals or high-energy light (“lasers”). It appeared throughout history and cultures for aesthetic and hygienic reasons, but is probably most popular today.

It is often confused with the Brazilian wax, but The Brazilian may leave a tiny strip of hair, known as landing strip, mohawk, pinstripe or pencil cut. The Hollywood wax or just The Hollywood, however, is the same as the German wax. Other colloquial synonyms include Full Monty (because everything is gone), Kojak or Yul Brynner (bald actors), Bald Eagle, White Tiger and Sphinx.
In Hollywood, there are Brazilians getting German waxes.
by Crissov January 30, 2014
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german laugh

When you see something mildly funny, and react by releasing a quick and strong single breath through your nose.
"Most of the memes on r/funny only produce a german laugh anymore."
by Exzentrik August 5, 2022
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Spicy German

A term for nazis used to avoid bans on social media, usually referring to modern neo-nazis known to appropriate Norse culture and symbols.
There is a big difference between Norse Pagans and Spicy Germans
by Fredd82 January 22, 2022
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german explosion

When a crazy half german celebrates the birthday of Adolf Hitler by getting annoyed when others criticise German heritage and react by jizzing in a German beer and skolling it
Dude my German friend didn’t like it when Adolf’s birthday wasn’t celebrated so he gave himself a German explosion
by Dingothegreat April 19, 2023
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Improvised german

The ability to make up fake German words on the spot and to say them in such an angry tone it sounds like a national socialist rally
Todd: *using improvised German* “GESPACHT UND GENÄSCHT, DIE WÖHTGETRUNKEN IM DAS GEMÜGE!
Steve: *compelled to salute* “HEIL”
by Cum faggot May 20, 2019
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muscley german

when your hair looks like the helmet of reinheart from overwatch
by omgyouweeb124 January 20, 2017
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