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gyst

Get Your Shit Together. Military acronym used when correcting someone for not following procedures or for other minor goof-ups. Occasionally used at the end of a message for more serious problems.
You better gyst or you're history.
by SoTex May 22, 2004
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gym snob

A patron of a fitness center, usually male, who through training, is very muscular and well developed, and hence, has the attitude that anyone else who is not in the same condition is not worthy of his attention.
That's Joe; he's a real gym snob; he only talks to the other big guys.
by crybear September 6, 2005
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GYDW

The act of getting your dick wet.

Acronym for "Get Your Dick Wet!" A colloquialism often used by your wingman to motivate you into action at the bar.
He was about to scream "Get Your Dick Wet" when he spotted his girlfriend. Being the pussy-whipped asshole that he is, he's been forced to curtail his favorite saying into "GYDW" which he's still only allowed to say once per week.
by 2guys1horse February 13, 2009
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gypsy death

A term of the 60s, which in other words represents a drug overdose; in this sense, overdose leading to death.
"You gotta run, run, run, run, run,

Gypsy Death and you."

- The Velvet Underground

"Gypsy death and you"

-The Kills
by johnnyjett September 12, 2010
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Gynecologize

The act of thoroughly covering your index and middle finger in a substantial amount of icy hot and promptly inserting them into a woman's vagina with a medically proactive and pleasureable intent.
Ex 1) I will gynecologize your mom before the night is over.

Ex 2) "Hey tina, why so blue?"

"Oh, i dont know, its just ever since I broke up with my boyfriend nobody has been around to gynecologize me lately :("

"Thats a shame. Hey, come to think of it, i have 2 fingers, a penis, and a tub of icy hot at my house!"

"MARRY ME MUTHA FUCKA"

";)"
by Token and Chef August 28, 2011
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Gynosexual

Someone that is sexually attracted to feminin individuals, or woman, or people that “look” like a woman
Sally is going to go on a date with Ari, yes they are not a woman but they are female precenting, and Sally is gynosexual.
by Agent37 June 23, 2018
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Gynosaur

One step above "Cougar" in the scale of women. Pussy so old its fossilized.
a.k.a. Rapidly aging, Botox-addict and ex-supermodel Janice Dickinson.
" Man, what a gynosaur...I'd probably screw her, just gotta remember to blow the dust off first. "
by the Den of Iniquity October 6, 2006
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