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The gobbler

When giving a blow job, take down the whole shaft. Upon reaching the balls, flick your tongue with a turkey gobble noise
She woke her significant other up on Thanksgiving morning with the gobbler.
by Fishyqueef November 21, 2018
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Swastika Gobbler

(noun) A person (usually a man) who flirts with far right and proto-fascist political viewpoints in an indecent manner, reminiscent of someone performing fellatio.

From "cock gobbler".

Can also be used to refer to a far-right and fascist adjacent homophobic man that is in fact, secretly homosexual and engaging in performative political extremism as a manifestation of internalised homophobia and self loathing.
My younger brother has been spending too much time on crazy 8chan forums. I'm scared he might become a Swastika Gobbler.

"Hey, did you hear about that far right politician caught at that massive gay orgy?"

"Must be a Swastika Gobbler"
by ihateillionoisnazis February 1, 2021
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Potato Gobbler

Potato Gobbler refers to a sexual act in which on participant defecates in the other participants mouth and they bite, chew and frankly gobbles down that turd
Honey, can I be a Potato Gobbler tonight

No honey, It comes out as brown slush these days
by PoopyHeadMan December 7, 2020
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Cock-Gobbler

A gay or homo nigga who "Gobbles" or sucks dick
"Cock-Gobbler" Hey bro suck my dick
"Straght nigga" No you fucking cock-gobbler
by TheRealCockBiter April 20, 2020
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Pussy Gobbler of America

P.G.O.A. Pussy Gobbler of America , club/group formed 1978, went international 1980. Club symbol, mythical creature body of Turkey Gobbler with head of Cat. A sister organization formed 1980. The I.B.G. (I Been Gobbled). Started by men for the fulfillment and pleasure of women.
You know what a pussy gobbler is? Wave your arms “ Here I Am, a real pussy gobbler.” Pussy gobbler of america
by DirectorPGOA May 25, 2025
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Cock-gobbler

A person who proceeds to use male genitals in the act of shoving them down their throat.
Person 1: Hey dude I heard she was a Cock-gobbler yesterday.

Person 2: Yeah she was, and it was epic.
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Bexhill gobbler

On a visit to a charming seaside town you realise everyone is over 80 so opt for a Bexhill gobbler at the local shops:

A toothless act of felatio, performed by someone akin to your nan

Bonus points if it's your nan
Just went to the spoons and got a Bexhill gobbler with a pint of ruddles
by Danyouknowsit October 7, 2025
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