Glaze

Basically another word for semen or cum.

Dude, I glazed all over my girlfriend last night!

by Theburgerdude May 28, 2017

Glaze

being on someone’s case; always having something to say

Mike: “I’m going to store later with my mom.”
Jamal: “No one cares” or “ Of course you would be going to the store”
Mike: “That’s such a glaze bro”

by yyaaddlleeyy October 17, 2023

Glazed chocolate bar

When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut

I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed

by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020

glazing

to compliment someone overwhelmingly (even sometimes when they don't deserve that level of praise)

"oh my god your presentation was so good, literally the best in the class"
"stop glazing me, it wasn't even that good"

by backflippingchameleons May 19, 2024

danish glaze

When you ejaculate into your partner’s asshole, pull out after ejaculating inside your partners rectum. Your penis WILL be covered in your own ejaculate and fecal matter. Go ahead and slap your partner in the face with your glazed penis and BOOM you gave her the Danish Glaze.

Dude, there’s no way I can talk to her again. I gave her the Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.

by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024

Glaze

when you hype something up to much you are being a "fan"

Person 1: Bro did you see my glorious king Steph Curry last night? He is is so perfect and handsome and such a good 3 point shooter and he is the G.O.A.T
Person 2: Yo bro hop off his d thats mad glaze

by roachie100 May 19, 2024

Glazed donut

When you rub cum around the outside ring of a belly button.

After sex I gave my husband a glazed donut.

by Pickles48 September 28, 2025