glutenpee

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glutenpee jokes

by glutnpeafan September 12, 2020

Gloriann

Gloriann is someone who is smart, beautiful; she is basically perfect in every way possible. She is someone who cares for other and tries to help them.

Me: I met this perfect person. Her name is Gloriann.
You: Damn I wish I could meet her.

by Zelulciel MorningStar September 21, 2021

Glupping

The reverse of gulping. The process of your shit retracting into your ass instead of expelling

Guy: Man I had to shit so bad but then I just began glupping and I don't feel the need anymore.

by Ryunoku December 16, 2021

Glubtubbis Wepple

A devious individual who is always in debt, is short yet mighty, and and is somehow great at everything they do

"Oh shit. Glubtubbis Wepple is here."

by AWordAndDontShareThisWithAnyon April 22, 2023

hot gloving

Taking a condom that you've just used, turning it inside out and using it again.

Jane got pregnant because Johnny likes hot gloving.

by Kris "Ziggy" December 29, 2007

Suave Glob

The act of ejaculating into one's partners hair, and then proceeding to style her hair with it.

"Hey man I heard Miles gave Jill a suave glob last night in Alex's bed"

by little lewd November 9, 2013

A Glitch Bitch

No matter what your "mob" has carefully, flaw-free, organized she is the one person to find a glitch which sadly in the end dismantles their great, wicked plan.

"After a game of duck, duck, goose they realized they had sadly mistaken the duck- A Glitch Bitch which in turn was an adopted Mother Goose..."

by LocoInLA May 6, 2014