Jarred Gethers

a sexy Haitian/Italian mutt that loves Mary Harrington but doesn't know how to help her do her laundry and other various things because he's a mama's boy and gets everything done for him.

"His name must be Jarred Gethers because he forgot to put detergent in the washing machine with my clothes."

by IamAwesome12345 February 4, 2010

Monogamous Getter Somer

One who is getting some from another exclusivley without being in a relationship.

Friend 1 - We are taking it slowly
Friend 2 - Sure, and it doesn't hurt that your getting

some EVERY night.
Friend 1 - Hey but at least I'm a Monogamous Getter Somer

by Negative Nate June 3, 2011

Ho getter

A female who one can employ to engage in combat with another female. Ho getters are essential to men because they are not permitted to physically assault a female (aka slappin a bitch) even when she may deserve it.

Taken from Ludacris' verse in "Livin the life"

"Just hired two dykes to be my ho getters"

"Can you believe my ex keyed my car? Fucking bitch...I'm calling my ho getter"

"You divorced me in my off peak NFL years and decided to date another man and let him drive the car I bought you?! I would get my ho getter, but I might just have to kill you"

by Wiggles in paris March 16, 2012

Flap Getter

A Person who gets all the flap.

John: 'Hey baby, how about we go back to my place and do it?'

Jennifer: 'Sure hun'

Sam: 'Oh man, that guy is such a flap getter. He gets all the flap'

by JohnFlaps October 20, 2013

to get the monkey off your back

to silence one's either personal or media critics

if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.

by Sexydimma May 2, 2015

Pea-Getter

One who lusts after superfluously tiny testicles or penises

Jill only dates guys with 2 inch long schlongs. She's a real pea-getter

by Eren Bombastic June 11, 2015

to get the monkey off your back

to silence one's either personal or media critics

if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.

by Sexydimma August 13, 2015