Fuzzy Hopscotch

Being extremely messed up

The act of trying to set up a hopscotch game
While intoxicated; squares are disporportionate and vision of the individual is fuzzy

Wow last night was like a game of fuzzy hopscotch

I must have played a few games of fuzzy hopscotch last night

by Claymyster12 June 10, 2013

fuzzy buzzly balls

When ones balls are very hairy or in other words when someone has a bush

Jerry: Wow that young specimen has very fine fuzzy buzzly balls

by fuzzyballs42069 February 25, 2023

Fuzzy Nail Polish

Fuzzy Nail Polish is a nail polish from sally hansen it is made to look fuzzy and like a fuzzy pillow. It is an ok polish but hard to use.

"Have you tried Fuzzy Nail Polish yet?"
"No how is it?"

by CornFlakes N. Mihul May 08, 2013

fat fuzzy fuck

1) a hairy blob of a person sunkin in his bathroom stuck between a tv dinner and a lazyboy smelling both fingers after finger poppin his asshole

2) a fat no-fuck-giving attitude w/ a fuzzy fuck you on top

Hey you, Fat Fuzzy Fuck pack your trash and get the fuck up out of here! I hope you used hand sanitizer!

by lilshea January 10, 2021

Operation hat trick fuzzy button

Blocking donations from ebegging bums

Sam and Jose got their donations blocked when Operation hat trick fuzzy button was engaged.

by Professor Dick Down September 15, 2021

fuzzy shuffle

The act of shuffling a deck of cards with no regard to their orientation and therefore after drawing cards you must reorient the cards so that they are all upright. This is a concern mainly in trading card games.

Zander: I hope you didn't fuzzy shuffle my cards.

by Pochi November 07, 2011

fuzzy fuck

Have sex while wearing fuzzy socks.

In the winter, it was very cold so Ashley and Andrew took off all their clothes except their fuzzy socks before having a fuzzy fuck all night.

by KyanWeaver January 15, 2022