Fucktard

Someone who is unbelievably stupid and has incapibility to understand the defenition of fucktard itself, making me write this fucking defenition.
A.k.a person who is an egoist, thinks they're cool, a douchebag, thinks they know everything about life, thinks the world revolves around them, but are actually cunts with no IQ.
With this type of person you cannot communicate without losing your fucking temper and just fucking lose your mind and makes you wanna give them a fucking hi-five, in the face, WITH A FUCKING CHAIR.

me: Cool, now bye. I'm unable to deal with fucktard like you

fucktard: like me? #sho

me: Dafuq.

by I'm smart you no. November 13, 2013

fucktard

josh

fucktard
your being such a josh

your a josh

by very cleva guy May 25, 2009

Fucktard

A fucking retard.

Me: whats chris doing

Friend: Idk hes a fucktard...

by ComeHole August 25, 2013

Fucktard

verb, noun, pronoun, everything and anything.
1.) Used to describe a best friend, friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, enemy, archrival etc. when they are being fucken retarded. Mostly used in affectionate ways towards friends, enemies not so much.

God you fucktard.

by Squareheadlol October 12, 2010

fucktard

The act of someone being fucking retarded.

John: Hey dude I got 20$ what can I buy with it

Houston: That new dvd its only $16.99

John: Oh...do I have enough?

Houston: Fucktard.....

by Tacoloverhaha July 10, 2010

Fucktard

A general pillock, also adds expression for calling someone a tard

"shut the hell up you fucktard"

by Fergifergi January 7, 2008

fucktard

A retarded motherfucker...
Stupid, dumb, idiot, fucker, waste of time, George Bush, dumbass, lifeless loser, gay, homophobe, a de de de, stupidass, stupid sadistic fucking abusive whore, retard.

You are such a fucktard.

Why the hell is he being a fucktard.

by mynameistook April 16, 2008