Flossing

When a male/female engages in oral sex and the pubic hairs of their partner get stuck in between their teeth.

She was so hairy that i started flossing!

by miniG April 4, 2010

FOSS

Fresh Off the Slave Ship

A term typically used to apply to people when they are dressed too gaudily for a given occasion. It is believed that when Africans were brought to America as slaves, they thought they were going on a cruise and wore their best clothes. When they landed, they found out that it was all for nought.

Look at that Persian all dressed up at the DMV. He is such a FOSS!

You're wearing Gucci, Armani, Dolce & Gabbana, and Christian Dior all at the same time? You are an incredible FOSS!

by Dip-meister July 23, 2009

Floss

Weaving in and out of lanes on the highway in order to get to the front of a pack.

1) I just flossed past 8 cars.

2) We had a sick flossing session last night. I got all the way to the movie theater in 15 minutes.

by superfloss October 24, 2012

fossil mom

A woman who bore a child or children long past the normal human female reproductive age through the help of science. Though she presumably made the decision with high hopes the success of the resulting outcome is often doubted by both the fossil mom as well as the kid(s). Sometimes, though not necessarily, seen in the company of a fossil dad.

The fossil mom looked forward to collecting social security to help pay her son's college tuition.

by Awnlooker May 14, 2010

eye floss

A mythical substance used for cleaning the eyes after seeing something so horrible that a mechanical device/act is required to remove its presence from the retina.

Despite familiarity with butt secks, felching, horse porn, munging, necrophilia and other douchebaggery, I still needed eye floss after clearing out the former VP of Marketing and Research's computer.

by QuickAg July 1, 2009

flossin ass bitch

fake ass people

that dude right there is a straight up flossin ass bitch, that nigga be fake ass fuck.

by straightchillingoon January 10, 2010

Flossy Posse

A clique of four white girls that really grind your gears. They watch the movie "girls trip" and think that they are black, but they are really just annoying bitches.

Damn Megan has big breasts...Nah dude she is in the flossy posse they are bitches.

by c00rnd0g May 23, 2018