Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.
by Madison is tha boss September 01, 2010
The man who caused my eyeballs to catch fire thus making me fall over the railing leading to my skull to split in two like a chunk of wood. He created the furry fandom.
by A Little Parasite On The Web February 05, 2023
A nigga who always appreciate two dicks at the same time, and never let you down if you need a hand(job) or two.
by SuCk My DiCk StOoOoPiD May 21, 2019
by Sr_guy September 18, 2018
Fred Flintstone's Memory Match was produced by Coastal Amusements in 1994.
Coastal Amusements released 68 different machines in our database under this trade name, starting in 1987.
Other machines made by Coastal Amusements during the time period Fred Flintstone's Memory Match was produced include Fred Flinstones Memory Match, Pop-A-Slot, Toy King claw machine, Slam Dunk, Sea Wolf, Powaire Jr. Air Hockey Table, Water High Rise, Roosta Shoota, Bug Blitz, and Big Wheel.
Coastal Amusements released 68 different machines in our database under this trade name, starting in 1987.
Other machines made by Coastal Amusements during the time period Fred Flintstone's Memory Match was produced include Fred Flinstones Memory Match, Pop-A-Slot, Toy King claw machine, Slam Dunk, Sea Wolf, Powaire Jr. Air Hockey Table, Water High Rise, Roosta Shoota, Bug Blitz, and Big Wheel.
by Your bob September 02, 2022
When you are eating out your girl with two fingers inside and you start pretending your fingers are Fred Astaire’s tappity tapping little feet against her G spot.
Last night I was eating Trudie out and I stuck two fingers in and danced them around on her G spot and gave her The Fred Astaire tap dance.
by Scotty Nice November 06, 2019
by HeeHaw! March 27, 2023