avon old farms

all boys prep school made up of hockey players and other athletes. sports come first and academics come in somewhere else much farther down the line, allowing for many of the boys to have quite possibly a negative IQ. All will die of mouth cancer from dipping too much or go to jail for murdering someone after taking too many steroids. usually completely belligerent on the weekends and it takes a kid throwing up on the dean's desk to even get suspended. spend most of their free time either stalking girls on facebook or screwing quad rats and other such skanks from miss porters, ethel walkers, miss halls, westover, etc. students suffer from an affliction known as avon goggles, caused by the overall desperation to see girls. refer to girls as bitties. students usually only go on to good schools because they play mass amounts of sports, but there is the occasional nerd who is actually intelligent and does work.

"i play varsity hockey at avon old farms." -typical aof pickup line.

by i hate having a pseudonym June 30, 2008

Oak Forest

An alright city with a few resident crackheads. Thats why we are lovingly refered to as coke forest
Being a resident of OFO (as us citizens call it)is not that bad. We dont really have that many places to hang out. There is the Dunkin Doughnuts and the park district thats about it. Generally our town is not that bad but it sure is boring as hell.

Oak Forest is a city thats pretty boring

by AJ rox ur sox August 23, 2008

foreskin

short for fortnite skin

Dylan:Hey did you buy that new foreskin?
Maddox:Hell yeah I did
Dylan:Nice bro

by meowdox May 11, 2020

forest lake

A city in washington county Minnesota. Full of white people, one black guy and about ten asians. Its high school sports teams usually aren't very successful. Everyone smokes weed and cigarettes while the true cool people take hallucinogens and attend raves. There is an overabundance of 17 year old guys that love to try and build big ass trucks because they have small penises. The main attraction is smoking weed/drinking on some friend's parent's boat or in someone's ice house.
And getting drunk

Guy 1: What do you want to do this weekend?
Guy 2: Get blazed as hell and go mudding in forest lake .

by hoagieslapharry November 3, 2010

formspring

A site made up of retards who don't know the internet. They usually react to a troll by saying "Say it to my face" or "You are a bitch pussy, say it to my face". These guys think they are so tough and rage at the slightest insult. If you're the Troll then lol; if you are the idiot then kill yourself.

Troll 1: Hey guys lets do something cool today.
Troll 2: Lets troll formspring!
*Some idiot's formspring*
Troll 1: Mate you take it up the ass like theres no tomorrow.
Troll 2: I heard your mother likes big black dick.
Idiot 1: U GUYS R FUKING FAGGOTS, GET A LYF YOU PRICKS GAYFAGGOTS SAY IT TO MY FACE!!!! UR JUST SCARED CUZ U PUT URSELF ANONYMOUS!!
Idiot 2: guys stop hating on Idiot 1.
Troll 1:Well he is gay and takes it up the ass.
Troll 2:His mother is also a whorebag.
Idiot 1:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by TheTroller May 19, 2010

foreskin friend

two ppl playing with their foreskins like puppets.

adam and joe r serious foreskin friends.

by OLDFUCKLIFEMAN November 2, 2010

Black Forest Hams

Two very hairy butt checks of a man aged 17-25. Hair can be seen starting at, but not limited to, his lower back while shirtless.

Girl: Look at his hairy lower back!
Girl2: Yea he must have a serious pair of black forest hams roasting in those board shorts!
Girl: Black Forest Hams?
Girl2: Yea, butt checks are hams, swamps are woodland like forests, but its not quite like swamp ass, less moist, like a forest, and it would be black, like his pubes.

Girl:... You eat way to much Subway

Girl2: whats funny is i would love a black forest ham five dollar footlong right now... you know me to well...

by William Nye November 2, 2009