Satan Was A Christian

Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023

satan's wax

When hot water meets cum

I jerked off in the bathtub and made satan's wax

by Boogman69 November 29, 2020

Satanic Warmaster

One of the most famous Finnish black metal project (one-man band) from Lappeenranta, Etelä-Karjala, Finland, consisting of the sole musician "Werwolf" (real name Lauri Penttilä), since 1998. The lyrical themes are mostly covering topics about satanism, occult, and lycanthropia (werewolf). The band has received criticism due to accused NSBM-related lyrical themes.

The Chant of The Barbarian Wolves, One Shining Star, Black Metal Kommando are some of my favourite Satanic Warmaster songs. Werwolf must be a really great musician!

by KisaragiHina313 January 17, 2021

Satan Spreading

The act of dropping down a stripper pole into hell, and proceeding to lap-dance satan in a seductive way. You proceed to Satan Spread your legs across his forehead

Nas X - Tell me what you want, tell me what you need
Satan - I want you to lap-dance on my forehead, bruh
Nas X - Lets do some satan spreading

by CheezyPreyzels13! March 30, 2021

Satan's Butthole

An incredibly early time of the morning when nobody wants to be awake but has to be for some reason or another.

Often accompanied with the added words "crack of".

Dan: "Are you leaving early?"
Max: "Yea, man, like the crack of Satan's Butthole'.

by Sassperilla July 27, 2022

Satan Awful

Something really horrible, unpleasant or abominable.

I had woken up from nightmares of that Satan Awful Scary Maze game.

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK September 16, 2022

SLUMP SATAN

absolute menace to society, sleeps with black air forces on. goated soundcloud rapper who can do pretty much any genre. (founded ghosthillgang with Kinomurda) (SEARCH GHXSTHILLGXNG ON SOUNDCLOUD !)
prolly has a warrant out for his arrest for having sex with too many bad bitches

Friend 1 (cool friend) : YO THIS NEW SLUMP SATAN DROP FIRE ASF!
Friend 2 (loser friend who gets no girls) : BRO I HATE SLUMP SATAN !
Friend1 (cool friend) : This is why you are a virgin

by OOFATROPALIS April 10, 2022