A dinosaur who is hilarious. Also a man who maneged to steal the moon using a shrink ray. Also an incredibly hot and amazing guy. Just he to clarify he is not gay he is taken stay away from him or else I will kidnap your family for 7 years and have Liam neason by my side. Also if you touch I will touch you.😤
by Asian Batman November 20, 2021
Get the Kobeemug. by Hotshotfdgfd July 22, 2019
Get the Kobemug. 
A fan of Kobe Bryant that overrates Kobe by claiming that Kobe is next to Jordan in the all-time rankings. Even though Jordan is more accomplished than Kobe in scoring titles, MVPs, and shooting percentage. Don't get me wrong, Kobe is a great player but not the 2nd greatest behind Jordan. Due to his poor shot selection, his career field goal percentage is only 44%, 3 point percentage is only 33% and he's shot 31% in the last 24 seconds of games. Kobe is a great scorer and shooter but his bad shot selection is why his shooting numbers pale in comparison to LeBron and Jordan, who have career field goal percentages of 50%. They were more efficient cause they took smarter better shots, unlike Bryant. Kobe is a great player, but he's not the best or the 2nd greatest of all time. Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, and Shaq are all ahead of him among others.
Kobe head: "Kobe scored 60 in his last game, he's the GOAT"
Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"
Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"
by The Power of Knowledge December 11, 2016
Get the Kobe Headmug. Big Dick i know ive touched it. He loves the queen and shags her on the daily, when she died he came in his undies at the thought of a lifeless Lizzy he could shag.
by TheKobeLoverKoen September 8, 2022
Get the Kobemug. by cald21 July 14, 2019
Get the Kobemug. 